Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I shrug.
"Science. Also, I wasn't; that was a can of Coke."
I open up a mini-fridge and take out another can of Highly Acidic Fluid and drink it.
"See? Harmless."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look a the mixture in the smoothie. It winks at me.
"Well then that wasn't Superneutralizer I put in there."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up the bottle of not-SuperNeutraliser.
"It says... 'Instant Goo Creature- Just Add any Liquid and Blend'. Then it goes on to explain how you can give your goo creature various properties by changing the liquid used. This might be dangerous..."
I look into the blender, and shrug.
"Just pour it into an air vent."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"This can't have any negative future effects at all," I say, pouring the Stuff into a nearby air vent.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, the way I see it, the goo won't come back until much later, when we're really bored. Ideally, when I'm on my quest, so I can't be blamed." I say. "Or, it escapes the next time we land on a planet, which means it won't be our problem any more."
I start welding some metal over the vent for safety, then turn to Sigma.
"Okay... I'm going to do some science or some shit."
I walk over to a workbench and start sciencing all over it.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'll stay if this asshole apologises for his hurtful language."

Hurtful.

You have murdered countless civilians across the galaxy in the middle of a drug-induced haze. And this is what bothers you?

 

[Sigma Castell]

I through myself into the science and become science.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I let Sigma be science for a while, and decide to start examining my gravity gauntlets to see if there's any way to improve or alter their force-of-nature-manipulating powers in some way.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue to science because science.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yes."

Well... I'm not stopping you.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to Sigma.
"Do you get the feeling that Paddy is fucking his quest up, big style? Because I'm getting that feeling. Or, I mis-mislabeled that can. That's probably more likely..."

 

[Saltarius]

I walk over to Sister.

"Y'know, I asked you a question."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stop being science for a second and look up.
"Aaah I'm sure everything will turn out fine. Remember that time when we didn't do Salts quest about a million times because he didn't keep on fucking it up?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I drop a large rock on top of Salts head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Pretty sure I've mentioned I don't remember my quest. At all."

I sidestep the rock.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. But Salt's aspect is Doom, so maybe the constant fucking up was supposed to represent that." I shrug. "I mean, no. I recall no such quest."
Then I go back to fucking around with the gauntlets.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well what'll happen to my quest if I do?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

In a plot twist, the rock turns out to be a bomb.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I do the Plot Twist Dance.