Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I thought I was being fairly clear.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe you were and I'm just being a snarky dick."

 

[Saltarius]

"That we know for sure."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Salt in the shins.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I draw more peni on Sisters face.

 

[Saltarius]

"As always Mr. Will, you have the most mature of responses."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not great at conversations. I much prefer to use pointless violence."
I start a series of small fires.

 

[Saltarius]

"I figured you were just socially retarded all your life."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, I'm just a dick."
I shrug and walk off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"This is hilarious. You guys are fighting over a girl."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not really. I just hate Trilby."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well, to be honest, all of you guys can be dicks sometimes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You keep saying that Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"That I hate Trilby? Yes."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And I just like pointless dickery." I call out, before turning a corner and vanishing from sight.
The fires I started are now spreading quite rapidly.
Probably should have done something about them.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You know, all he did was ask Sister a question. She took at as him asking her out."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I run after Trilby.
"Yo. You OK?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I believe we've moved past that as of now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. I just have this feeling that Salt may not be too fond of me asking Sister out when he was in the middle of asking Sister out. The fact that I was doing it purely to piss Salt off probably didn't help matters..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa falls over coughing.