Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"See, this is why I didn't want to open the door."

 

[Saltarius]

"You could've taken a more proactive approach."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot everyone.

 

[Saltarius]

"JOKES ON YOU! YOU ONLY HIT ME...TWICE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I am quite the fool."
I shoot Salt a bit more.

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh really, and what would the more 'proactive' approach be?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I peer over Knifes shoulder.
"Obviously, we should all go Trickster Mode."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Sigma, then shoot Salt some more.
"Fucking fuck no."

 

[RaNDM G]

I jog over to the nearest villager. "Hey there, I have this thing from some warlocks I'm supposed to deliver to here. You wanna take it?"

The man glances, then blankly stares at the staff. He waves at a young woman, a blacksmith plying her craft in front of her home. She lays down her hammer and tosses the hot iron bar in a barrel of water before walking to you.

She looks at the staff in your hand, falls on her knees and cries.

The man gives you a real hard look.

"Who are you?", he asks.

[b/]I cover Sister in burning Napalm.[/b]

She is completely unaffected. Everyone seems to forget that she is an insane ghost and this kind of stuff doesn't bother her really. Honestly now, since when has anyone tried killing a ghost with fire? Whatever. She just slouches and yawns as the liquid concoction trickles to the floor and lights your trousers.

You proceed to burn in a horrible, pathetic fashion.

Sister takes a swig of whatever liquor.

 

[Knife-28]

"Congratulations Trilby, you've found something which I actually agree with you on." Knife says, preforming a low bow in his direction.

 

[Saltarius]

"FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK! GODDAMIT COULD SOMEBODY POSSIBLY MIND SHOOTING FUCKING TRILBY OR SOMETHING FOR FUCK'S SAKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn holding a large red and green lollipop.
"...I don't remember buying this."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I respawn after burning to death horribly.
"Waait, If you're a ghost then how did Salt kill you" I say, flipping through my Big Book of Excorsisms.
"Hmmm...Huge *****...Huge *****...aaah there it is.[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

I finally collapse with innumerable bullet holes riddling my corpse. I respawn and snatch the lollipop from Sigma, which I break over Nega Sigma's head.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fight the urge to make a sex joke.

I fail.

"Not the first time my staff has made someone cry."

I vomit.

"I'm just a random guy some wizards sent over here to deliver this staff."

I sure hope this doesn't turn out to be like the opening to Final Fantasy 4.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Now all I need is several tonnes of sugar, a small chicken and a dead disabled homeless pers-"
The lollipop breaks over my head.
".............................................................."
".............................................................."
".............................................................."
"..........................................................Thejuju."[/b]

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

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[Sigma Castell]

I am incinerated by the Rainbow Explosion.
I respawn, the multicolored lights still flashing in the sky.
"...Uuuuuh NSC, you ok?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I hate all of you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"God fucking dammit, Sigmas."