Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I remove my eardrums.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How come everyone else gets to have fun with puns?"

 

[Silver Shadow]

OoC: can i join at some point?

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Yeah sure. We're basically walking about with no goal, waiting for Paddy to finish his quest.]
I give the Corn God some chocolate.

 

[Paddy the Second]

((OoC: Hell you could probably join right now, just make puns with the others while)

I wait for the narrator to return. "Come on you omniscient asshole!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make a noose, then hang it from a sturdy... something... and put the noose around Knife's neck.
Then, I draw a sword, chop off Knife's shins and kick them away, causing him to be hanged.

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh fine by me." I say with a shrug, "It's not like I was doing anything other than hanging around anyway."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck you, Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

"I would prefer you didn't." I say, respawning, "I'm sure Salt wouldn't mind though, he is an Incubus after all."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, if I wanted to fuck you, you'd know. Because I'd be hitting on you, instead of just hitting you." I point out.

 

[Knife-28]

"True, at the moment you just seem to be a very mad hatter."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I superglue some elf-ears onto Knife's head.
"Look, Knife. Look with your special eyes."

 

[Knife-28]

I look around to see... "GASP, MY BRAN!" I point to a pile of bran nearby, currently being eaten by Pun Bears.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And don't you forget it, Knifey." I say.
Then I throw a knife into Knife's face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The corn god starts beating Trilby to death with his baseball bat.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"4800 contacts? They can't take my brand"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is incredibly stup-" I start to say, before getting my head smashed in.
I respawn next to Sigma.
"-id."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Damn."

 

[Knife-28]

"Augh, wounded by my own namesake! That really cuts deep Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find a gardening shop, get a lawnmower and then re-enact the lawnmower scene from Braindead, with Knife as the zombies.