Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"We were looking for a door for Sister, Paddy had it but now he's fuck knows where, self-explanatory, and I took one of his eyes out and cut an arm off, so he's trying to be one of the villains from TWD."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ask her, and The Walking Dead."

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably ought to barricade this place first before we start getting casual."

 

[Saltarius]

"A door would naturally open up to something. Not that anyone ever thinks 'Gee, this is sort of like every movie ever with an enigmatic artifact that turns out to fuck everyone over!'"

 

[Saltarius]

"A big, heavy fucking one, and we stole it from a auctionhouse slash storehouse thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"HOW. THE. FUCK. SHOULD. I. KNOW!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"NO, BECAUSE ITS A DOOR NO ONE FIGURED OUT HOW TO OPEN."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I meant as in how do I fight them?" Jeez.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stumble across the wreckage of a certain vehicle.
"Oh yes. OH YES."
I begin my attempt to repair it.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT TOX, WE DONT HAVE THE DOOR ANYWAYS, WHO THE FUCK CARES? WE NEED TO MAKE THIS BARRICADE."

 

[Saltarius]

"PROBABLY GETTING A FUCKING TANK! WHICH IS WHY THIS BARRICADE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FUCKING DOOR!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa strolls in, casually blowing puffs of smoke. "Hey Tox."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nothing much, I'm chilling here while the actual me dicks around on his quest."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're all doing quests to get our God Tier, I'm on mine right now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"MF2?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"This looks...potentially road worthy. Oh well, it looks enough like a tank."
I get in and try to figure out how to turn on the auto pilot.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Because why the fuck wouldn't you want a tulpa? Also it helps to keep an eye on you guys."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I place several hundred barrels of Nitroglycerin around the base of the barrier.
"Why's Zombie in a Tank?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Not much to be honest, waiting for Paddy to hurry the hell up with his Quest."
I detonate the barrels, incinerating myself, Tox and the others as well as the barricade in a glorious fireball.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I didn't have any planes on me."