Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I don some riot gear, and finally figure out how to turn on the autopilot. I set a course for the barricade.
"Jesus Christ this thing is slow."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I guess you had to be there."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"But Tox, YOLO"
I turn into Swag.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I approach the other fighters. I clamber out of the roof access of the G-Van G-Tank and face the fighters.

Spoiler

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, I would fix it with a quick respawn but I had an opportunity, so I took it. Also this thing is slow as shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh not much. Just chilling. Waiting for Paddy to finish his quest. You know how it is. What about you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa can't be arsed.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Christ."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn, mercifully swag-free.
"I'm really hungry. Anyone fancy getting a pizza?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"...Next time, let's do something non-competitive."

"... I don't think this relationship is going to work."

I turn my head to Sister, my neck doing a comically overexaggerated door creak. Get it? Because it's overexaggerated? "Oh, hey, Sister! How's being, well, you and what's the deal with that door thing?"

"Tox, what's wrong with your neck?" She says, clearly creeped out by overexaggeration.

"I meant as in how do I fight them?" Jeez.

"Well... I guess you can bash them with that."

He points at your sword.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw some pizza at Sister.
"Ay-ay-ay Molte Bene why you-a mess up-a my pizza you huge-a *****!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw some pizza at Sister.
"Ay-ay-ay Molte Bene why you-a mess up-a my pizza you huge-a *****!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The G-Tank starts making worrying noises.
"What is wrong with this? I mean, I tried to fix it the best I could...Damn it!"
I kick the G-Tank, causing it to speed up, and stop too suddenly. I lurch forwards and fall off the vehicle.
"Stupid piece of shit..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shoot Zombie in the back of the head with a shotgun.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well I guess-BLARGE!"
I respawn.

"Eh...Thanks I guess..."

 

[RaNDM G]

I pop back in the story since this is as good a time as any.

"Oh hai Tox."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look back to the last page.
"Oh shit man, I didn't realize you were planning an awesome last stand thing"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I meant like secret magical weaknesses or some shit. Do you guys have any weapons or anything?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah, I was just gonna do the 'Kill them all!' and then kill you guys. But the G-Tank is unbelievably crap, I'm demoting it back to the G-Van."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I skip through the middle throwing pizza everywhere.