Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Tox. I found some nerdy, obscure thing that was popular before you were born."

 

[Saltarius]

"I found the Half-Life 3 beta."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh shit, look at this fully loaded bondage kit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, there's a thing here."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's actually Ricochet 3: Ricochet Harder."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't know where that is because I am blind Tox so you must come down here."

 

[Saltarius]

I walk away but lay the actual and totally real Ricochet 3: Ricochet Harder disc on the trap.

 

[Saltarius]

I pounce from the shadows, stabbing Tox repeatedly.

"RENGAR, *****!"

 

[Saltarius]

"And in all this I forgot how fun killing people was."

 

[Saltarius]

I stare at where I'm fairly certain Tox is, and walk back to Sister.

"Alright, I've got another idea."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I rescue Tox from Salt, "It never fails. That joke is always in bad taste."

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways Sis, I was thinking for the next...competition slash date, we just have a murder contest."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You are so meta, Tox."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Soul searching." I say, putting him down, "Mostly doing drugs. Lots and lots of drugs."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"The drugs or the soul searching? 'Cuz, the drugs worked."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I pause for a moment, just staring at Tox. "My own, stupid."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I snap and wring Tox's neck, "It's a metaphorical concept in which the 'searchee' asks question about his or herself to learn there place in the world! Beside, everyone knows your soul is located in your private area!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Nine months."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Really? Feels like a year and a half."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Out of the blue, I say, "I love you, Tox. Not in a homo way, but, damn, we've through a lot."