Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I stab Tox.

"Sorry, illegal headstart."

 

[Saltarius]

I remove the knife.

"Ha, you just missed by cerebr-"

I collapse over, dead.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn back next to Sister.

"Well shit."

 

[Knife-28]

"Does anyone else find it ironic that I'm the only one not stabbing anyone at the moment?" Knife asks.

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyone else find it ironic that uh...screw you."

 

[Saltarius]

I stab Tox with Knife.

 

[Saltarius]

"That's too soft to puncture the skin."

 

[Knife-28]

[HEADING=1]Meanwhile....[/HEADING]

 

[Saltarius]

I slowly bleed out and respawn on the bench.

"...Fffuck."

 

[Knife-28]

"Gee, thanks." Knife says, taking the knife out and flinging it in Salt's direction.

 

[Saltarius]

I slump on the bench, luckily dodging the knife.

"I guess I'm game for whatever you wanna do next...competition."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Does it have to be a competition? Why don't we just go see a movie, or... get ice cream or something?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yeah, no. I'm totally game for that shit. I just uh...didn't know if you were."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Senseless violence is fun and all, but that's like work. That's something I do everyday."

God, I hate writing this sappy shit. Can we please change the subject?

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE...[/HEADING]

Thank you.

"I meant like secret magical weaknesses or some shit. Do you guys have any weapons or anything?"

"We got shovels. And pickaxes. And I'm sure you can do something with that wheelbarrow over there."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Spoiler: My reaction looks a little like this

"Ok. Everyone hide in places that aren't super obvious and are not the church, I have a terrible plan."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I vomit all over Salt and Sister.
"I garuntee this will all end in tears. And blood. Or whatever the fuck you bleed Sis. Strawberry liquor or sometinhg"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dump a pot of scalding hot water over Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch the wood and carve a small child out of it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I set fire to the carving and throw it at Tox.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The carving comes to life in mid-air.
[color={RED}/]"I'm a real boOHGODIT BUUUUURNS WHY WAS I BORN INTO SUCH SUFFERING!"[/color]
The carving hits Tox and explodes.