Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Suddenly.....
I drop down from the rafters ontop of Tox and Waffles.

 

[Knife-28]

"Non-existent." I say, before kicking Tox in the balls with my peg leg.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn.
"That is no way to treat a Lord." I say, as I backhand Tox.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Lord of Time!" I interrupt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Life."

 

[Knife-28]

"Time? Fuck no, I'm the Lord of -"
"Life."
"GOD DAMN IT SALT!" I yell, before upper-cutting him in the jaw and sending him off the balcony. "Ruining my dramatic reveal."

 

[RaNDM G]

"So anyways Sis, I was thinking for the next...competition slash date, we just have a murder contest."

"Nah, too easy."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife starts laughing loudly, causing Salt and Sister to look up. "Oh, don't mind me." He says, "Just eavesdropping."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa walks up to Salt, eating some chicken wings. "Hey man."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wow, ok, don't take me out of the running yet. Then what do you suggest?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spot Tox, and walk over to him.
"Hey, Tox. Didn't know you were here. Hey, I've got something cool to show you."
I punch Tox through the face with my metal arm.
"It's a cybernetic arm. Cool, right? It has wifi and everything."

 

[Knife-28]

"Pfft, mine's cooler." Knife says, walking up to Trilby and Tox and snapping his fingers, causing a flame to appear above his thumb. Suddenly, he moves his thumb to his palm and thrusts his robotic hand out towards Trilby, sending a huge gout of flame leaping out and embracing him. "So, how've you been Tox?" Knife asks, blowing out the flame on his thumb and resting an arm on Tox's shoulder.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hide my arm from Tox's ogles.
"No. No it does not."
And then Knife incinerates me.
I respawn in my workshop and start installing a toaster in my arm.

 

[Knife-28]

"Clark's Third Law does it again." Knife mutters, before pulling back his jacket sleeve to reveal his robotic right hand. "Alright, so basically I have a lighter in my thumb that I can activate by doing this." Knife clicks his fingers again, once again causing a flame to appear from the tip of his thumb. "And, then I do this," Knife bends his thumb down to his palm again, causing the stream of propane gas coming from the barely visible nozzle there to ignite, sending a stream of fire into the air. "Basically, my hand is a flamethrower when I want it to be."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey, don't worry I've seen both of them and believe me, they were both,"
"EXCELLENT!" Knife and Tox say simultaneously, sending sick air guitar riffs echoing through The Mall.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The Sick Guitar Riffs burst my eardrums, lungs and eyeballs, and I fall to the ground spasming.

 

[Saltarius]

"Murder contests are out so...uh..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Less dance yo."
I dance yo.

 

[Knife-28]

I wonder how Sigma can dance yo, when he's bleeding from every orifice in his head.

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, their only as good as their Knacks." Knife replies.