Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn, and reverse-pickpocket a grenade into Tox's inventory.

 

[Sigma Castell]

My skull explodes into candy as soon as Bloody Mary touches it.
I respawn.
"Woops, I left Pinata on. Gimme a sec..."
I root around in the circuit boards and deactivate Pinata.

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCK! CHRIST MY SKIN OH GOD MY FLESH BURNS HOLY HELL FUCK YOU WHOEVER POURED THAT"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ok. Everyone hide in places that aren't super obvious and are not the church, I have a terrible plan."

"Everyone's already skipped town."

 

[Saltarius]

My hands find their way to my neck, snapping it and letting me respawn on the bench.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hello again."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. You uh...wanna get some ice cream?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"God, I thought you would never ask."

You go to the ice cream shoppe. There is no one in the store, and the frozen treats are all locked up.

There is a small speaker on the counter with two small buttons below the amplifier. The one on the left is red, while the one on right is labeled "push to talk".

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...the fuck do I do?"

I move my hands over the counter, trying to find a service bell.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a molotov mocktail in through the Ice Cream Shoppe window.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I put out the fire with a bucket of water. I then dump a bucket of scalding water over Salt. Again.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh...the fuck do I do?"

I move my hands over the counter, trying to find a service bell.

"Salt."

"Salt, the button is right there."

"Salt..."

"Salt, stop."

You proceed to burn in a horrific fashion.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to give up on the toaster and install a bunch of small flamethrowers all down my arm, and a plasma cutter in my index finger.
Which, I suppose, works as a toaster. Sort of.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and slam the goddamn button.

"Right. Sorry. Sight iss-the fuck is that smoke smell coming from."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fill the Ice Cream Shoppe from floor to ceiling with oiled-up homosexual midgets.

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn and slam the goddamn button.

You break the goddamn button.

Hello. How can I help you today?

Oh, this will be good.

I fill the Ice Cream Shoppe from floor to ceiling with oiled-up homosexual midgets.

You fail to realize the midgets are really giant gummy bears, and that the store was already filled with gummy bears to begin with.

 

[Saltarius]

"PUT OUT THE FIRE AND ALSO SHERBET I GUESS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shoot Salt in the back of the neck.

 

[Saltarius]

I bend down to tie my shoe, dodging the bullet incidentally.

 

[Knife-28]

I dive through the ice cream store window and tackle Sigma.