Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Hey Knife. Why'd you decide to drop by?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Well...what brings you here Tox?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...In the Ice Cream Shoppe."

 

[Saltarius]

I gesture to where I'm fairly certain Sister is and back to me.

 

[RaNDM G]

You gesture in the wrong direction, but whatever, them's the breaks.

One scoop or two?

 

[Knife-28]

I sit up, rubbing my head. "Augh, the things I do to help you." I mutter.

 

[Saltarius]

"One."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Still dude, not exactly the best time."

 

[RaNDM G]

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Telling you we should get the Hell out of here before-"

Bells ringing from miles away, towards the mountains where you made your descent. The sky changes to dusk, though the sun still shines brightly above you. The air is warm, though you consider it only an annoyance.

[sub][sub](noirlac)[/sub][/sub]

"SO LONG GOOD LUCK BYE!"

The townsman runs off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OHMYFUCKINGGOD!" I leave a tulpa outside the door of the church and storm inside, barring the doors.

"HEY NARRATOR! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I flood the ice cream shoppe with boiling hot water.

 

[RaNDM G]

"HEY NARRATOR! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

What? What did I do now?

I flood the ice cream shoppe with boiling hot water.

Man, that's just fucked up.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm used to it by now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I head to the ice cream shoppe and start throwing paper aeroplanes at Salt's head.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why didn't you tell there was shit all to defend here before?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why didn't you tell there was shit all to defend here before?"

[sub][sub](noirlac)[/sub][/sub]

It's two houses and a church along a river. You had to see this coming.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, this date's going fan-fucking-tastic."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I lie on the floor. My tulpa stands outside the church tapping his feet.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Salt on the back.
"All things considering, it probably could have gone worse for everyone involved. So... yeah."