Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Oh." *mmf* "About as nonexistent as this ice cream."

I hold up my empty pint.

 

[Saltarius]

"That was more predictable than uh...fuck, what's a good insult..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"A blind guy in a SoHo club?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Way to be insensitive to your fellow colleagues."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Send the warlocks. I'll stand up when they get here."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pour water all over everyone and their sherbert.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pour gasoline all over everyone and their sherbet.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I accidentally the Mall.
Everyone dies.

 

[Sigma Castell]

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[Sigma Castell]

I glance around, grab some sherbert and sit down.
"*nom*nom*nom*nom*"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I'm about to pour gasoline on every, but I decide not to.
"What was I gonna do?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom
*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*no
m*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*
nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*no
m*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*no
m*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*"

 

[Saltarius]

"People can't even eat fucking ice cream in this godforsaken mall without shit being fucked up."

 

[Saltarius]

"You sure there aren't any other ice cream shops? That they can't get into?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

My head does a 180 degree turn to look at Salt.
"But Why Would You Not Want Us To Be There Salt"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, the mall is infinitely big. Just walk for a few weeks and you'll never have to deal with us ever again."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not that I don't want to deal with any of you ever again. Just you, Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I love you too, Salt."
I turn to Tox.
"I assume that it's mostly made up of weird and vaguely creepy stores selling strange items we just do not want at all, and stores which, on their original planets, have been closed down, and yet the nature of the mall forces them to remain open... forever..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but that's not scary. Just dangerous. And, y'know, we're basically immortal. So danger means precisely jack shit here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... so, what's your point? If there are any things out there like that, wouldn't they eventually find us by sheer chance? So, that means their possible existence isn't a reason not to leave the area we normally stay in."