Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, but you spent a shit ton of time betraying us and shit just to help her and she becomes even more evil and stu-It's complicated."

 

[Saltarius]

"...That's the hugest load of B.S. I've heard in this place."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh my god, look. Shit happens. And we might have died permanently or something. So we're changing that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen to yourselves. Think. If I am currently dating a woman who isn't Sister, my interest is taken off of her and as such I wouldn't 'betray' you or whatever the fuck!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is getting is nowhere" F-Trilby sighs, then jumps down the elevator shaft. As he falls, his chainsaw cuts Salt and Knife in half, then gets lodged in the wall of the shaft, slowing F-Trilby down just enough for him to land safely.
"Okay, Zombie, let's just do the time thing and get outta here."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Shame we can't show Salt how wrong he is...ALRIGHT SEE YA OLD SHITTY MALL!"
We do the time thing.
...
...
...
"WAIT SHIT WE WENT TO THE WRONG TIMELINE!"

 

[Knife-28]

In the elevator shaft, F-Trilby falls harmlessly to the ground, the chainsaw not harming anyone seeing as Knife and Salt are in the cake store several meters away.
"Oh no you don't." Knife says, before tackling F-Miniman.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn on the bottom of the shaft, on top of the elevator's wreckage.

"YOU IDIOTS! YOU JUST DOOMED YOURSELVES TO WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO PREVENT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Knife finds himself in the future-Mall with F-Trilby and F-Zombie.
"I guess this explains why F-Knife never showed up." F-Trilby muses.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I...Should we send Diamond back?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Probably." Knife says, looking around. "Wait did you guys even grab that cake with the Diamond chick in it?"

 

[Saltarius]

I begin slowly ascending the shaft.

"Fuckin future jackasses. Ruining shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah. Let's just lock her in a walk-in freezer."
F-Trilby turns Knife so he can see the cake.
"Yup."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, you're probably right Tril. Let's get her out the cake then."
I attempt to open the cake.
"Yeah this is the wrong cake."

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[PRESENT ME] I find myself walking around the mall having left Sigma and the rest. I see Salt.
"Yo dude, what's up."

 

[Saltarius]

"...You from the future just wrecked my first non-Sister date."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. Well shit dude. I'm sorry. Why did I do that?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah, well in that case." Knife draws his revolver and kneecaps future Trilby and Miniman, before jumping in the cake and, with a tap of the keyboard projected from his robotic wrist, disappears along with the cake and Diamond in a flash of light. All of this then reappears above Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You don't get how time works, do you? The cake is literally right there, were we left it. Because nobody moved it."
F-Trilby falls over.
"Okay, so now we just need to go back, grab the cake and bring it here so Knife can't do that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because you're dumbasses and went to the wrong fuckin' timeline."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Future me]"Knife, do you want us to send you back? If you do, don't fucking shoot us."

[Present me]"That's a shame. Wanna go get an ice cream or something."