Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"..."

"Then Plan B will simply be murdering you all."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay. Excuse madam, you are in terrible danger, and we shall have to escort you out of the restaurant in this well disguised cake. I apologize for the inconvenience."
Me and Trilby grab Diamond and put her in the cake.
"Okay, let's leave."
I walk off.

 

[Saltarius]

"But like...in the future. With future stuff. Whatever dude, just help me kill these assholes."

"Excuse me sirs what the fuck are you doing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes we would. Salt seems to never take that into account when he comes up with his plans." F-Trilby says, before drawing two dart guns loaded with sedative darts, and shooting everyone in the room, except himself and F-Zombie.

 

[Knife-28]

The waiter that totally isn't Knife (No, not the one Trilby knocked out, the other one) walks out of the toilets and see's all the commotion occurring in the restaurant. "Sacrebleu! Zot are you all doing?!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What does it look like? We're leaving."

 

[Saltarius]

"...HEY! EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're opening a rival restaurant. First, we steal your food. Now, we steal your customers." F-Trilby explains, before shooting the waiter in the throat with a sedative dart.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I just said, we're leaving. To do what he said."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU CAN'T JUST...TAKE PEOPLE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

F-Trilby glares at Salt as he backs out of the restaurant.
"Don't bother resisting the sedatives. I put a muscle relaxant in there, too. Try and chase us, and your leg's will give out, meaning you'll end up breaking your face on the floor," he explains. "It's really easy to plan ahead when you can tell yourself what's going to happen before it does."

 

[Knife-28]

The waiter who is-Ah who am I kidding, it was Knife all along, anyway, Knife takes the dart out of his throat, then takes out a revolver and shoots himself in the head. He then respawns, and shoots F-Trilby's hands, causing him to drop the syringe guns. "Now, are you going to explain what your actually doing?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh no, we've been deceived-LOLJK."
I inject Knife with some of the lemonade.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No. No I am not." F-Trilby says, before lowering his welding goggles' lenses and dropping a flashbang grenade.
While the others are blinded and/or heavily drugged, F-Trilby runs away.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"HELP ME WITH THE CAKE ASSHOLE-Gah fuck it!"
I push the cake into an elevator and join it. I go to the ground floor.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife rubs his eyelids to get rid of the after image of the flashbang, then takes off after F-Trilby and the Miniman's (Minimen? Whatever.) just in time to see them board the elevator. Prying open the doors, Knife looks down and, with a grin, takes a holy hand grenade from his jacket, pulls the pin, counts to three, and drops it down the shaft.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

F-Trilby runs into a doorway when nobody is looking, and twists his ear, turning himself into a door.

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH! FUCK YOU GU-"

I run after them, only for the relaxant to kick in, causing me to drop down the shaft alongside the grenade.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I reach the ground floor, push the cake down, and leap out as it explodes.
"Son of a *****. Aaaand my hearing is gone. Wonderful. I wonder what past me is doing at the moment?"
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[Present Me]I look up funny cat videos on my iPhone.
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[Future Me]I push the cake into a cake shop.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife jumps into the elevator shaft and grabs the cable, sliding down to the ground floor and following F-Miniman into the cake shop.