Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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ShindoL Shill

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"I don't think that'll be a problem, given that none of us speak Chinese, to my knowledge."
"Yes, of course. The mission. Doing the mission would be a good idea."
 

MinimanZombie

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"No, you can. We're gonna go do some stuff. Like fake kidnapping."
I walk over to Tox.
"Actually, I have spent the whole duration of Waffles and Salts talk being high. And I still am. Sort of. I'm more 'resistant' to it now."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Cantonese is still Chinese, Tox." F-Trilby points out, before grabbing Knife's ear and twisting, turning him into a door.
"How the fuck did you learn to do that."
"I showed you, therefore me, just then." F-Trilby explains as he steps through Door-Knife.
"My head hurts."
 

MinimanZombie

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"QUICKLY! If we do it on this run, we will not have to do much of this time bullshit again. Hopefully. Unless we have a time player."
Future me grabs Future Tril and runs into a random doorway.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I think Esperanto is safe."
"Well, I don't think we do. I might be. I forget." F-Trilby says as he runs after F-Zombie.
"That was remarkably not strange." I say, before twisting Knife's ear to turn him back again. "Being able to do that... probably won't come in handy."
 

MinimanZombie

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[Future Me]We eventually find the Italian restaurant, and arrive in the kitchen.
"Alright, what's the game plan?"
 

Saltarius

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"Goddamit guys, what did I tell you about this fucking time travel plan?"

"I meam, sure his plots are very hard to accept as realistic at times, but the sheer magnitude and scope and what he manages to cover is just fascin-"
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Drug their food?" F-Trilby suggests, as he puts the waiter who is most certainly not Knife in a sleeper hold.
Once the waiter is unconscious, F-Trilby steals his clothes and, somehow, his moustache, and puts them on.
 

MinimanZombie

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I put on a clothes of a now knocked out Italian chef.
"Salt, if we don't do this, then we'll be stuck in an infinite loop. And if we do it, you might get with Sister![small] Except probably not,[/small] Anyway Trilby, do you have the large hollow cake?"
 

Saltarius

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"Didn't we all agree way back when that the whole 'getting with Sister' thing is astronomically impossible? This is a new chance for me!"
 

ShindoL Shill

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F-Trilby walks into a side-room, then returns with a large, tiered cake. He lifts up one side of the tablecloth, allowing access to the inside of the cake.
"Right here."
 

Saltarius

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"Y'know what? Allow me two seconds to fuck up your entire plan."

F-Salt walks over to the table.

"We're all from the future."

The Future Fighters fade out due to the ensuing paradox.

"Of course many were displeased by the sudden change of main character in Sons of Liberty, but I found it refreshing."
 

ShindoL Shill

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Unfortunately, nothing of the sort happens.
"Yeah... that's not how paradoxes work. We're making a stable time-loop, here. Trying to stop us just extends the loop."
 

Knife-28

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I sit at one of the tables and rub my temples. "I hate time travel, I hate time travel, I hate time travel." I mutter to myself.