Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I look around and see Knife.
"Dude, what are you doing? Are you trying to help me?"

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn on Knife's back.

"WE'RE TRYING TO STOP YOU ASSHOLE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

F-Trilby stops being a door, then runs over to the elevator shaft and drops a Molotov on Salt's head.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I barely hear Salt.
"STOP ME DOING WHAT? I'M DELIVERING THESE CAKES!"

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU HAVE AN INNOCENT WOMAN IN THAT CAKE!"

I catch the molotov and toss it at Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I catch the molotov and throw it into the distance.
"You realize that molotov would've burnt her to a crisp in the cake? I just saved her."

 

[Saltarius]

"THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE INNOCENT INTENTIONS FOR HER!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I'm saving you from an infinite loop."

 

[Saltarius]

"BULLSHIT!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, what he said." Knife says, removing Salt from his back. "I mean, kidnapping some chick for no reason? Not on mate."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm saving us all from a stupid infinite loop. If I don't do this, we literally all become trapped in wherever the fuck Sigma was taking us. And don't get me started on what happens to you Salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

F-Trilby pulls out a heavily modified chainsaw, and cuts through the cable Knife and Salt are on, sending them crashing to the ground.

 

[Saltarius]

"THEN JUST KILL SIGMA BEFORE THAT HAPPENS!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We tried, and he eventually always takes us there. Tell him Tril. Or her."

 

[Saltarius]

"If you have the ability to travel back in time, why not just lock your current selves up somewhere and replace them? That way you escape the loop."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"SIGMA HAS A RESPAWN MATRIX, YOU GOBSHITE! And, if we lock our past selves up, they can't travel back in time to become us!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, they could easily escape, and that would just confuse everyone. And yeah, what Tril said!"

 

[Saltarius]

"THE POINT IS, GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND TAKE THIS OUT OF SIGMA. NOT ME."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I thought you were more into Sister anyway. I mean, that's the way it seems in the future."

 

[Saltarius]

"My sexuality involves being attracted to just...y'know. Women. I'm allowed to be attracted to people who aren't Sister, aren't I?"