Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I shove Zombie out the window and shut it.

"Anyways."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot myself in the head, then respawn behind Zombie.
"It's a sad day when Sigma and I are examples of 'people without baggage'. If you're wondering how I heard that," I point at the open window. "Your voice carries. Yes, let's say that..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I die and respawn behind Salt.
[small]"You can never escape meeeeeee..."[/small]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I guess I'll have to move on too." I radio everyone else (except Woon). "Hey is anyone DTF?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well will they stop now I've killed the warlocks?"

"Probably not, that was only two of them. They looked pretty new to be honest."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh yeah, tell Sis that this was pretty much for the best."

I reopen the window and shove Zombie out.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn beside Salt yet again, yet I push him out the window this time.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"UGH! Ok where do all the warlocks live? I may as well go kill all of them now."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn in the apartment and calmly push Zombie outside before slamming the door.

"Now. Then."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, you are a terrible host. You haven't even offered us tea."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So I guess I should leave you to it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not the owner of the apartment."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't get what that had to do with anything."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I go up onto the next floor. I grab a massive novelty saw and cut a hole exactly above Salt. I jump down and land on top of him.
"Now, let's get the metaphorical party started!"

 

[Saltarius]

"There is no party. Get out."

 

[RaNDM G]

"UGH! Ok where do all the warlocks live? I may as well go kill all of them now."

"There is an old burial ground they used to visit from time to time. At the base of that mountain over there."


He points in the direction you came. You were just there last night.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE" I begin walking towards it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No, don't be such an asshole about this. Because then we have to be assholes about it."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU WERE NEVER INVITED HERE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, my date and I would like some privacy from everyone else."