Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Salt, that's what you think!"
I pull out Salts party invitation to us.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Come on guys we should leave them alone."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well then, you're even worse. You've let the embodiment of disassociative personality disorder, a possibly possessed face stealing lunatic and a psychopath walk in here uninvited!"
I walk into the kitchen.
"Would anybody else like some?" I ask as I start to make myself some tea.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Can I have a hot chocolate instead?"

 

[Saltarius]

I shove Zombie out of the apartment and off the accompanying balcony.

"Trilby, because we've been on civil terms lately, I will politely request you leave."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open up a cupboard.
"Uh... yep."
I start making hot chocolate.
"I'm in the middle of something, Salt."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab a hold of the balcony before I fall to my death. I climb back over, put on a very clever disguise (A mustache) and knock on the door.

 

[Saltarius]

"Zombie, go the fuck away."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What? This is no Zombie, I am the delivery man! I have your pizza!"
"Can I have it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"EVERYONE BUT PADDY, AND THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LIVE HERE. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk out of the kitchen with a mug of hot chocolate, a teapot and three teacups, which I set down on a table.
I pour myself and Salt some tea, then hand Salt her cup.
"You'll feel less like a dick after that." I say, before sipping my own tea.
I turn to Tox and shake my head.
"Can't eat nuts."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I am coming in, to deliver your-a-pizza!"

"Me too!"

 

[Saltarius]

I break the cup in my hands, and shove Zombie in the wall, kicking him in the dick before tossing him out the window for the umpteenth time. I then push Trilby out.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Salt accidentally mistakes me for the pizza man, as we do in fact look very similar.
"SALT! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM! You didn't even give him a tip."
I sip my hot chocolate.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can you at least give me my teapot back?" I ask.

 

[Saltarius]

I hand Trilby the teapot. Then I proceed to break Zombie's mug over his head.

"Get. Out."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"MY HOT COCOA! Now you've done it. NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT!" I lightly push Salts left shoulder.
"You wanna go 'bruv'? Huh?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...'Bruv'? BRUV!?"

I punch Zombie into the wall.

"I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR SHIT."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, we can't hear the film!"

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE HEARING ANYTHING IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP!"