Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"You and her.."

 

[Saltarius]

"I swear to god I haven't done anything to hurt her."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The black rushed over to Salt and embraces her, "It's be so long since I've seen her take an interest in someone! It finally happened! She started dating again!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sir. Spine. Already mostly broken. Not...helping."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Whoa! Sorry!" He drops Salt, "So sorry! I just got excited!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah. Nah it's cool. Just uh...mind shooting me so I can respawn?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, sure!" He snapped Salt's neck.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"Right. We should probably go find them, Mr...?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Vitello. Wacon Vitello."

 

[Saltarius]

"You have like a...family detecting radar Mr. Vitello?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What, no. I just know that'd be at the house around this time." He says, looking at his watch, "Did you think they'd stay around the pool for so long?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I sorta thought they'd look for me after I was gone for so long. Let's not waste time."

On the way I ask Wacon something.

"What...is Wacon anyways?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It's a portmanteau and sign of thanks. My mother, bless her soul, immigrated over from Italy and gave birth to me on the boat. Not speaking a word of English, she'd pantomimed the best she could that she was giving birth. Only two men helped her out, Wallace and Conroy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone Salt.
"Hey dude, do you remember that time we all tripped out and thought we went to hell but really didn't? Man that was fun. We should all do it again sometime."

 

[Knife-28]

Lacking a target now that Salt is talking to the large black man, I shoot the phone in Zombies hand with my BB gun.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Knife's BB bounces off the MallMobile's reinforced body.
"I swear to various gods, if he's chipped the paintwork..."

 

[Knife-28]

I scratch so much paint on the MallMobile it's not even funny.

It's hilarious.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I laugh. And then I begin driving towards Salt.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa appears in the Mallmobile. "I like what you've done here Tril. So we going to hell?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah, we're going to kill a dragon." I reply.