Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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RaNDM G

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[HEADING=2]Achievement Unlocked: Double the good measure.[/HEADING]

You continue waiting for the forceps to fall. It's like, "Goddamn, just fall already, we don't have all day."

The forceps begin prodding the Fighters out of the way. It's like, "Goddamn, just get out of the way, I'm trying to get this dragon out."
 

Saltarius

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I turn the steering wheel to drive the car closer to the wall, then I stick Zombie's face into it, grinding his flesh.
 

MinimanZombie

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I fall out and die because stuff.
I respawn in the car again.
"Where we going? And should we let a blind one handle the wheel?"
 

Saltarius

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"Better question, should we let a fucking stupid little shit like you continue to consume oxygen? No, but we do it anyways, so let that great courtesy be known as the best thing anyone could do for you, you vapid fucking neanderthal."

I toss Zombie out the window and return the wheel to Diamond.
 

MinimanZombie

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I respawn sitting between Salt and Diamond.
"I put some dynamite in the boot of the car."
I point to a nearby child's ride, shaped like a helicopter.
"WE NEED TO GET TO DA CHOPPA!"
 

MinimanZombie

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I twist the steering wheel, causing us to ramp off the child's ride. We do some sick flips mid air, before landing safely.
"Now, tell me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that fucking rad?"
 

ShindoL Shill

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I finish making my tea.
"Just made a cup of tea. And, I was thinking about that other dragon. Maybe part of the reason she's rampaging is because she's got low blood sugar or something, because of her diet. I mean, it's a fucking long shot, but would you rather fight a massive dragon, or try to convince a massive dragon to have a snack?"
 

MinimanZombie

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My shirt gets caught in the door.
"AW WAIT NO THAT'S NOT COOL! I really like this shirt!"
I chase along side the car.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"No, the other dragon. That reminds me..."
I put my cup down, then raise my Gauss rifle and shoot the mecha-dragon in its now-exposed chest.