Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon and Kasey turn to see Diamond and Salt, "Huh, is this a surprise party or some crap like that?" Kasey asks.

 

[Saltarius]

"I just need a word with your old granddad. I know about the decree, Wacon. Don't take another step towards those gates."

I raise my revolver.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, are you really man enough to shoot me?"

 

[Saltarius]

I shoot Wacon twice in the knees.

"Don't consider me some second-rate fucking pansy. When I say shit, I mean it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"SALT, WHAT THE FUCK!?" Diamond screams at the top of her lungs.

Kasey runs over to her injured grandfather, "Grandpa!" She screams, tears welling in her eyes, "Come stay with me!"

"Get-" Wacon huffs with labored breathes, "Get the fuck off me, little *****!" Wacon pushes Kasey away from him, knocking her on the floor.

"Dad, that was uncalled f-" Before Diamond could so much as finish her sentence, Wacon stands, regardless of his wounds. "...What." She whimpers.

"Huh. I guess this human body isn't holding." Wacon(?) rushes off with inhuman speeds.

"Salt, Kasey! In the car now!" Diamond yells rushing back into the car.

 

[Saltarius]

"CALLED IT!" I say, getting in the passenger side.

 

[RaNDM G]

The forceps pinch the car, and shake it around a bit.

Yeah. It's still not time for Hell.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw a rock at Salt's head.

 

[Saltarius]

"************ DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HELL? WE'RE CHASING THE POSSESSED ASSHOLE RUNNING AWAY FROM HELL."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The radio sits in the blender. The suddenly its not there anymore, and I'm hurtling past Trilby at 300,000 mph.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASALTLOOKOOOOOOOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-"
I collide with Salt, break my neck on her face, and my corpse falls into a chasm.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"HOLY JESUS TIT BOLLOCKS!" I yell.
Or, I would if Sigma hadn't compressed the air in front of his body to the point that it heats up and sets shit on fire, me included.
I respawn and put out the fires, then look at the Mecha-Dragon Sigma flew through.
"Thanks, Sig!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next trilby, my hair smoking slightly.
I open my mouth to say something, but instead vomit up several galleons of gooey black gunk and some pieces of lego.
"N-no problem."
I wipe my mouth.
"Well that was one hell of a trip."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look down at the stuff Sigma vomited up.
"Yeah... looks like it..."
I hand Sigma a cup of tea.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Thanks"
I take a bite out of the cup and drink the tea, crunching it with the china.
"Sho, whafts been happeninf?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm impressed you managed to vomit up some antique boats Sig."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Salt wants to be a demon huntress, there's a dragon in the Mall's core, which is bad, Waffles' apartment was ruined by a mecha-dragon, but you flew through it, so that's good and Waffles' dad is a demon or some such bullshit." I say while climbing onto the mecha-dragon to retrieve my chainsaw. "What have you been up to for the past... uh... time?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Boats?" I look down at the puddle of black goo and notice the small trireme rowing around in it.
"huh"
I turn to Trilby.
"Well first I got lost in the Labyrinth, then I was thrown between like a billion different dimensions, then my Session was terminated, computer shizzle went crap, and I ended up in New Moscow."
I drink the radio-smoothie from the blender.
"And now I'm here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Galleons. Old ships." I point to the galleons.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh. How's New Moscow this time of year?"