Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up the damn radio.
"Yes, Sigma?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I need you to put the radio in my blender. It should be underneath the box of creepy dolls.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I toss the box of creepy dolls at Knife, then drop the radio in the blender.

 

[Saltarius]

I open the car door, dropping Zombie again and quickly shutting it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

My shoelace gets caught in the door.
"Saaaaaaaalllllttttt...."

 

[Saltarius]

We hit a speedbump, jolting the door and causing the shoelace to come loose.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm going to ignore that." Wacon and Kasey vehicle finally make a stop at the gates of Hell.

 

[Saltarius]

"They just...have Hell here? You're not going to flip the fuck out he's bringing your young daughter to the place of literal no hope?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It's a right of passage, Salt. I went through it, Waffles went through and she'll go through it. Besides, Hell isn't that bad if you stay out of the 'eternal suffering' parts. It's kinda like Las Vegas, except..." She pauses to think, "No, strike that, it's exactly like Las Vegas."

 

[Saltarius]

"So we don't have to worry? We just sorta...do stuff until then?"

 

[Knife-28]

"JESUSMOTHERFUCKINGCHRIST!"I yell as I'm buried under a pile of creepy dolls.

Meanwhile, the gauss round hits the Mecha-Dragon in the chest, making a sizable dint in the Tungsten shell of the heart/brain/AI core.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon and Kasey enter into Hell, "No, dude. We follow daddy and find out what he's doing in Hell."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon and Kasey enter into Hell, "No, dude. We follow daddy and find out what he's doing in Hell."

 

[Saltarius]

"You said it was a rite of passage! That seems self-explanatory!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"For Kasey, fool! Daddy isn't supposed to be in Hell! Remember the decree!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh fuck. Okay, how about we just stop him now and get it over with?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"First, we need a sacrifice." She reaches behind Salt's seat and pulls out a large machete. "I'm sorry I have to do this."

 

[Saltarius]

"WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS! I'M GOING TO STOP HIS ASS RIGHT NOW WITHOUT ANY SACRIFICE BULLSHIT AND WITH STRAIGHT UP BEATDOWN SLASH SENTIMENTAL BULLSHIT!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond explodes into laughter, "I'm fucking with you!" She gets out of the car, "Come on! Times a-wastin'!"

 

[Saltarius]

I grumble and get out of the car.

"YO, VON KARMA! TURN AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND HAND OVER KASEY!"