Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Break it?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I throw a brick at the scalpel.

DAMAGE: -4 DAMAGE: -2

 

[Saltarius]

I sniff at the air.

"And it looks like the fucker stopped bleeding. Wonderful."

 

[RaNDM G]

I cover Tox with some... Wait, I'm out of

[b]HEAVY MACHINE GUN![/b]

"You see any H boxes, let me know."

 

[Captain Anon]

"COVERING FIRE!!" I shout as i pull out a MG and cover Tox and Ran

 

[Sigma Castell]

Grasping hold of Knifes arm, I haul myself out of the error.
"Its odd isn't it? I usually crash something ridiculously large into everyo-"
Me, Knife and Trilby are incinerated in the blast wave as a nuclear pigeon crashes next to us.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nah, I can't use tha-"

The scalpel swipes wildly, cutting into my arm and severing the bone. My hand just kind of dangles there.

"Fuck." DAMAGE: -10

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa sees all of this. Literally everything that happened. He sighs and lies on the ground.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to Paddy.
"What are you doing on the ground?"

 

[RaNDM G]

THE SCALPEL IS TOO BIG

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow."

 

[RaNDM G]

The glass bottle shatters, the red liquid coating the deep gash in my wrist. I'll have to wait while it does it's thing. DAMAGE: +4

The scalpel blade rises up, ready to slice Tox in two.

Scalpel: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[color]Tox:[/color] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

RaN: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Pretty far, evidently. Don't curse in front of my daughter either!" Diamond hit the throttle and soon caught up to the side of Wacon(?), "Salt! Use your most creative tool!"

 

[Saltarius]

I begin to strangle Wacon(?)

"WHAT'S A WEAPON THAT ISN'T A WEAPON?" I scream in his/it's face.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, get back into the c-" Before Diamond can finish her sentence, Salt is hit by one of the trees made to beatify the Mall. He falls out of the car, bringing Wacon(?) with him.

"You little shit!" Wacon(?) hisses, spitting out a loose tooth.

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Wacon square in the jaw.

"Hmph. The real Wacon had better threats."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What makes you think I'm anything but the real Wacon?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You didn't answer my question about weapons."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It's obvious." He unfurled his fingers one by one, presenting his open palm, "It's the hand. Able to easily destroy, yet never consider a real weapon."

 

[Saltarius]

"No. The true weapon is the person that wields it."

I bite off one of Wacon's (?) fingers.

"However, you seem to be a bit short on a weapon."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You little-" Wacon(?) punches Salt in the gut, lifting him several feet off the ground. The sound of screeching tires filled the air. Diamond's car, with Kasey hanging out of the sunroof, rushes toward Wacon(?) and hitting him clear into the Gate of Hell where they began. Whilst still in the air, Kasey grabs Salt and brings him into the car.

"Ew. I touched you." Kasey sanitizes her hands.