Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"See ya later, Andrew." I say to the tiles. I look up at Paddy. "He was nice."

 

[Saltarius]

A hand removes the tile and places some chocolates at Paddy's feet.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick the chocolates up and start eating them.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I am torn to pieces by rampant marshmallows. I respawn.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hey Salt, I think I can see something up ahead- Salt? Salt! Oh that sneaky ************!" I begin cutting down the dick tree things out of anger before continuing on to my goal.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to look at the marshmallows.
"What the fuck?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa attempts to eat the chocolates, he fails. "I appreciate the thought."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, fuck. There's surprisingly less paranormal bullshit that I anticipated."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We appear to be suffering a drought at the moment." My tulpa notes, before looking out of a nearby window. "Oh shit."

 

[Saltarius]

I sigh. "What now, ghost Paddy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"There's a ship. And I'm a thoughtform not a ghost. But the main thing is LOOK OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW THERE'S ANOTHER SHIP HOW DO YOU DOCK A MALL?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This isn't really a Mall, not like the last one. It's the storage deck of our space ship." I remind Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT IN THE SHIP?" My tulpa appears on the bridge. "wtf is this shit"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno."
I go up to the bridge.
"So... should we ask these guys what the fuck they think they're doing?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sure." My tulpa contacts the other ship. "Uh hi. Who're you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pirates *****. Who are you?"

Meanwhile I grumpily make my way to the exit/prize/thing.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hello pirates, have you come to plunder us?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I press the inter-ship communicator button.
"This is... Captain... uh... Woon, of the starship... The Mall. We have some space cops on board. And... and we're going to kill them. So, if you could just let us... maybe... do that in peace, that'd be swell." I say, doing my best impression of Woon.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well not really-Wait did he say Woon?"
[small]"Is that Woon?"
"I think it is."[/small]

"Yeah we're gonna plunder the shit out of you now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait how do you know Woon?"