Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Aight."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now...where the fuck would we find a murder to investigate?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A gunshot sounds in the distance, there is screaming. "Over there."

 

[Saltarius]

I follow the sound of the shot.

"This goes without saying, but the thing you did earlier? Don't do it again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run towards the screams.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I did a lot of things earlier I don't intend to do again. This isn't one of them." The tulpa lights up.

 

[Saltarius]

I groan and stop before the body.

"Alright, getting preliminary shit out of the way. This...person was probably shot."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa pulls a knife out of the body and raises its eyebrow.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not good with visual details. Okay, maybe the victim fired the gun in self-defense."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think the gunshot was completely unrelated because I can't see one."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just...measure the incision, tulpa."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good thing I play wargames." He pulls out a tape measure and does the thing. "Couple inches, about the same size as this knife that was jammed in it."

 

[Saltarius]

"That piece of shit better have blood on it. I am not dealing with finding the murder weapon bullshit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It was literally jammed inside a stab wound there is blood all over it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look down at the body.
"Anyone know WHO the victim is?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Good. Blood footsteps or any such bullshit?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nope."

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...confession notes?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck it."
I take a photo of the victim's face, then have one of the various computers within the mechanical parts of my person search for her on Facebook.