Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I walk out of the bathroom drying my hands on my trousers.
"Man, do you guys know how hard it is to get blood out your clothes? It's a fucking nightmare. Who's the dead guy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dudette, as it would seem."

 

[Captain Anon]

"well seeing as she's still dead she's not a new fighter" i say walking around the scene i spot the bullet cartridge 15 feet away from the victim "found the knife, 7 feet from the victim so our guy was standing right about here" i say standing right where the guy stood

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh right, guess who found a cool gun?"
I pull out a blood soaked pistol.
"Sitting right by some dead chump. What a waste."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's nice, Woon." I say. "The victim was stabbed, dumbass."
I turn to Zombie. "Nice gun, dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Some guy walked into the bathroom and blew his brains out. And by blew his brains out, I mean I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."

 

[Captain Anon]

"so which was first to wound him?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Victim was stabbed, jackass. He's a better question, was it a straight-horizontal incision? Did it come from above, implying the killer is taller? Below, that they're shorter? Who fucking cares anymore?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Interesting... maybe he saw who stabbed this woman." I reply. "Uh... anyone here know how to perform a seance, or have a Speak with Dead spell prepared or something?"
I look at Woon and facepalm. "The knife. The thing that killed her. That casing is probably from one of the many, many times we've fired guns."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh he's not dead. Just in a catatonic state."

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...sorry, I rolled to be a Monk."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i say we check all the nearby brothels because whoever kill these two is going to have a hell of a temptation to fuck a prostitute"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Really?"
I walk into the bathroom. After a few seconds, twelve gunshots ring out, followed by the sound of a person being thrown at a wall with considerable force. I exit the bathroom, covered in fresh blood.
"He groaned weakly at me in a threatening manner."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...How the fuck did you deduce that? And yeah. I assume you saw the second dead chump? Or third, I lost track of how many there were."

 

[Saltarius]

"...We all have the same urge from time to time. I really don't see how that's relevant. At all."

 

[Captain Anon]

"because it's how some killers do things they kill and then fuck something, sounds stupid i know but it's true"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No seriously, how the fuck would you know that? And the guy might be celibate or something."

 

[Saltarius]

"GEE, IF IT'S ONLY SOME OF THEM, WHAT ARE THE ODDS JOHNNY MCSTABFUCK WANTED TO GO FOR SOME IN-N-OUT BURGER AFTER HE STABBED SOME DUDES? WHAT THEN!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, it's a lead. Of sorts. We may as well follow up on it."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i just do ok, it's common knowledge in my line of work which before you asked it's bounty hunting basically but i hunt killers" i say to zombie