Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...Did you tell Becky I said hi?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Aaaaaand there's another dead chick. However, there appears to be a...cheerleaders pom pom?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at the cowering prostitutes.
"Becky's the leggy blonde, right?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Redhead. Little on the chubby side."

 

[Captain Anon]

"looks like we not done then i guess?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, yeah. I forgot about that whole chubby thing you've got going on."
I approach Becky.
"Salt says hi."

 

[Saltarius]

"Shut up! It didn't have anything to do with that at the time."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, sure, okay, uhuh, right."
I look down at Becky.
"She's just staring at me, dude. Like a frightened rabbit."

 

[Captain Anon]

"then stop pointing your damn gun at them and let's go"

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you covered in blood and brandishing a weapon? People tend to do that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab Salt's phone.
"Ooh, ask her on a date Trilby!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I specifically removed my shirt so I wouldn't be covered in blood." I inform Salt.
"DAMMIT, WOON! This is my process. Do not mess with my process!"
I accidentally shoot Becky in the shoulder.
"Shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I think she really likes you man. Ask her out to dinner."

 

[Captain Anon]

"see what i mean? now put your gun down" putting my hand on his shoulder

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, I don't think she'd be up for that, Zomb. Unless we end up in a Stockholm Syndrome type thing."
I jump when Woon touches me, and nearly shoot Becky in the face.
"Thank god I didn't reload..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we not right now? Just...I'll call an amubulance. You go do other shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God, you're all so boring. No wonder we're all single and crazy."

 

[Captain Anon]

"right that does it come on" i said stepping outside

 

[Saltarius]

I give Zombie a hard stare.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What? Diamond doesn't count."