Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Am I at least passably attractive?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I glance at Salt's acid-burned face.
"Yeah."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sensing sarcasm."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"For once, I'm not being sarcastic."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sensing a lie within a lie."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I remove my mask.
"Well, what about me?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, I cannot be sure that that is even your face. Therefore, I shall not comment on it."
I turn back to Salt.
"Your senses are way off, then."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hah, you're right."
My wax mask melts off to reveal a skull mask.
"It gets really fucking hot in here sometimes."

 

[Saltarius]

I squint at Trilby.

"Prove you're not lying."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then why do you continue to wear the masks?"
I then strap myself into a polygraph machine and look at Salt.
"Do you know how to use one of these?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...beep boop?" I say, flipping the switches.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sigh.
"Yes-no questions only. And you need to ask control questions; questions you and I both know the answer to."

 

[Saltarius]

"Is the sun hot? Does cutting yourself hurt? Is fire able to burn?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, yes, in most cases, and that's a grammatically vague question, respectively."

 

[Knife-28]

"Awright Barkeep, another." I say, prompting the large disheveled parrot to cock it's head at me, before it sticks out it's wing and knocks over a bottle of tequila, filling my glass. "Cheersh."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well you see Trilby, I continue wearing the masks as to never reveal my true identity! Or something like that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, you know the question I'm going to ask. Were you bullshitting me earlier?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, I was not."

 

[Captain Anon]

"so what do we do now we're going after the killer still?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to Woon, and point at all the corpses in the In-N-Out Burger.
"Maybe check the bodies?"