Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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ShindoL Shill

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"Okay. For the purposes of the investigation, I shall name him 'Smooshy McSplatterface'. He was a creepy man, who tragically died in a boating incident off the coat of Antigua." I say, while disposing of the bullet casing.
 

ShindoL Shill

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I use a MIB Neuralyzer on myself and Zombie. At the same time, my arm plays us a recording of my previous statement.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Yeah. Though, to be fair, crime can pay a lot. Like, stupid amounts of money. Scarface didn't get that mansion by working honestly."
I turn to Salt and shrug. "Why not. Not like we're investigating a crime."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Yes, let's do that. I know the perfect brothel!"
I head to the brothel Woon and I visited earlier.
"I'm back, ladies!"

The prostitutes run, screaming.
 

Saltarius

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"...Yeah, I expected about as much. IT'S FINE LADIES! THE MURDERER IS GONE AND TRILBY HAS REGAINED HI-HER SANITY!"
 

Saltarius

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"Urgh. Just. Let me handle this."

I lead the prostitutes out through the fire escape.

"Yeah. Sorry about this, everyone. The others are very unpredictable."
 

Sigma Castell

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As the prostitutes walk through the fire escape, they disintegrate into finely sliced bloody chunks, due to the monomecular-wire razor mesh I left over the door.
"...oops."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I'm extremely predictable."
I watch with mild annoyance as the hookers are shredded.
"I wanted to kill them..."
 

Sigma Castell

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I appear behind Trilby and highfive him.
"Yo, Im back. Sorry, had to sort some shit out. What did I miss?"
I look at Salts comment.
"WaitTrilby are you a girl now?"