Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Fuck that shit, I think In-N-Out Burger has our man more than any gentleman's club."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"How do we even know it's a man?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay. Salt, you and Zombie check out In-N-Out Burger. Woon and I will visit some prostitutes, then perhaps investigate this murder."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't know! Trilby, tell the prostitutes I said hi."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay then, let's go Salt."
I walk towards In-N-Out Burger.

 

[Saltarius]

I follow Zombie.

"Okay, I was bullshitting that it was likely he was there. I was just really fucking thirsty."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Will do, Salt."
I head to a brothel.

 

[Captain Anon]

"alright i'll get changed" i say changing into some enforcer gear and walks with trilby

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know right? Man killing that chick got me starved!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'd kill for a milkshake. Geddit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm dying for a burger. Eh?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good point. Don't want to scare the hookers with these bloody clothes."
I tear off my shirt, revealing an under-arm gun holster.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, well, we're here."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What a fucking dump."
I walk in.
"Hey can I have a cheese burger with...uh...with...hello?"

 

[Captain Anon]

slips on a two gun hostler and a duster coat "i agree don't want to scare them"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I enter the brothel. When the security guard spots my gun, he reaches for his own. Thanks to the science of mechanical arms, I'm faster. I put twelve holes in the guy before he can even draw.
"Okay, let's question some prozzies."

 

[Saltarius]

"Milkshake. Vanilla."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt they're dead. Everyone is dead."
I cradle the dying cashier.
"What is it? What do you have to say?"
He weakly points towards the kitchen. I put a gun to his head, while silently weeping, and fire.
"Anyhow, I think we've got a new lead!"

 

[Captain Anon]

another security guard jumps out of nowhere I instantly tackle him and punch him in the face knocking him out

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue pointing my gun prostitutewards, to no avail.
"Okay, because they aren't telling us shit, I'm going to assume the security guard was the murderer."
I phone Salt.
"Solved the murder. It was the brothel guard. As soon as he saw Woon and I enter, he shot himself a dozen times. So, that's that done."