Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Hey look, and you can speak English perfectly normal now. What a miracle. Well I wonder what Sister's doing."
I leave to find Sister.

 

[Saltarius]

"I wrote that part in signature. Very sneaky of me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Darn you."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's easier than you think! Simply carve out left lung every time you die, keep them in cold storage, do what like with them later!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn, and immediately extend my sword into Trilby's back.
"Well it works. So...That's cool."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ow."
I fall over, dead.
I respawn.

 

[Saltarius]

"Drop dead any time now so I can begin."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I coat the body in gasoline, and set it alight.

 

[Saltarius]

"Simply wait till next time. You never really bother me, Zombie. Speedbump on the highway of life."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, but considering that your hatred for me is obvious, I've decided to try and make the things you do slightly more difficult."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well what do you suggest we do?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Send steamy nudes of all of us to galactic porno mag! Make big bucks!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I already did that with the pictures of you and Paddy. Didn't make that much cash."

 

[Saltarius]

"But all of us together! Plus, not stingy asshole magazine."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The 'stingy asshole' magazine was the only magazine that would take the pictures. Most refused them. For example, 'Dapper Victorian Gentlemen' complained about the lack of a period-accurate set and 'Various Butts' complained about the lack of variety in the butts."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Plus, what do we even need cash for?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No 'Various Earth Nationality and Sex' Magazine?"

 

[Knife-28]

I laugh loudly, because somehow I can hear Salt suggestion in passtime from the Party Supplys store.

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCK YOU KNIFE! JUST JEALOUS I'M ON TRACK TO BEING BOTH PORN STAR AND DEMON HUNTRESS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, if the Mall burns down again or if we're locked out of it or whatever, we might need money." I point out to Zombie.
"Well, that was back when you and Paddy were both dudes, so no variety there. As for nationalities, they didn't see anything that suggested variety there. They said if Paddy had been drinking tea, they might have considered it."