Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Sounds like a J.J. Abrams take on porn."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It is. But, apparently, it's a very common fetish in some parts of the universe."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm presuming 'Earthies' are a kink too."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh yeah."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then hell to the yes! Let's do this already!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right."
I begin taking photos of Salt's feet.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Really going all out on the kinks."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we want to be rich, don't we?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I know I know! Have kinks too! Just uh...thought we were starting normal then deviating."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Probably have. You were with us around the time when Xot was here, and on Invictus. I'm sure there's nothing more to either of those names."
I take a close-up of Salt's big toe.
"We're appealing to an interplanetary market. There is no such thing as normal."

 

[Saltarius]

I sigh loudly.

"Just tell when get to guro. Then have reason to be awake." I yawn.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Guro. Gore."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well, until then, I'll get some pics for somnophilia magazines, I guess."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn in the studio, dressed in my stripper gear.
"Whats this about a porn shoot"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure. Wake up when ready." I yawn and lay on the ground.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I begin splashing gasoline all over the studio.
"Can't forget the pyromaniacs. That's a big market."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're doing a porn shoot."
I set up a recording device next to Salt to pick up her snores.
"Go get some knives."
I sigh and start mopping the gasoline up.
"That comes after the guro. Or, I suppose, at the end of the guro."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck you sheep...go away...wooly asshole..." I mutter in my sleep.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"The finale, if you will"