"Fine. I guess I'll go get the studio set up..."
I turn to Tox.
"Well, we landed on Invictus, which was a part-swamp planet. We killed some scene kids, then Zombie did his quest. Because the Mall had burned down, he built a hot-air studio apartment, which made it to the desert before crashing. You were there for that.
We made it to the town of Barstow. There, Sister told us about a city which had a spaceport. We got there, and Xot told us we had a ship ready. We boarded, but the police showed up and told us it was owned by the Aitruis corporation, which we know jack shit about.
After that, the police made Salt and Knife police officers for their lifetime community service, Knife for stealing the ship and Salt for terrorism. We were told to arrest a gang of Colombians known as Los Muertos Trío, after which we'd be allowed to leave the planet. We also discovered Xot doesn't actually exist.
We did so, and took this ship to Bekenstein, where we met Sister again. She told us to steal a massive door for her bosses. We eventually did so, after fucking up a black market auction and killing a bunch of cops. We suspect that we may have met a member of the Midnight Crew, who are pissed at Salt, Paddy, Sigma and Zombie for pretending to be them on Gashog. That guy was, at the very least, an enormous ****.
After we stole the door, we used Grim's portal saw to escape. Unfortunately, Paddy and the door were transported elsewhere, which is why Paddy is a tulpa. We ended up, miniaturised, in the boot of RaN's car, and he took us back to the Mall. The police surrounded us, but we escaped.
Since then, we've been drifting aimlessly, waiting for Paddy to finish his quest." I quickly summarise the events of the last few acts.