Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I take a series of photos of Salt's eyes flickering in her sleep.
"Apparently."
I look at Sigma.
"Nah. After the knives comes the bone-shattering contortion, then the fire. Then Salt on a piece of bread, covered in mayo, because there are some serious freaks out there."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, really, really bad porn."
I dump the rest of the canister by the lighting equipment.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I bring up a list of all known fetishes on my datapad. Theres over two trillion.
"This may take awhile"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I raise my eyebrow at Zombie.
"Excuse you I did my PHD on this"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh no Zombie, don't wander into the convenient mine field..." I continue to mutter.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cause...Actually I don't know. I'm just gonna...feed my dragons or something. Maybe I'll train them on the shitty course."
I turn to Sigma before leaving.
"Cool."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"For money. And to kill time."
I tap Salt with my shoe.
"Speaking of killing..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Wait why do we need money"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just in case we get locked out of the ship, or it burns down or it gets impounded or some bollocks."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Pffff how likely is that to happen"
I surreptitiously hide the 'times we lost the mall because quests' tally board.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we were locked out by that Doc Com guy on Gashog, we weren't technically locked out on Anhur but we only went there for vehicles, it burned down on Invictus, then our new ship turned out to not be ours, then on Bekenstein we had to deal with their Customs bullshit so we couldn't get to it... so, pretty goddamn likely, given that we still have your quest, my quest and presumably Woon's quest, Clade's quest and any other New Guys' quests. Not counting potential group quests, intermissions and other bollocks where we might lose the ship."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why do we even keep this thing its a permanent liability we should buy a yacht."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I begin put some dragon armor on my dragons, before releasing one to fly through the training course.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yachts are significantly less reliable in space, and we'd probably end up losing it, too. But yes, we should. Once we sell this porn, make money and land on a planet."
I kick Salt in the face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Tox, that's a silly idea."
...
"I agree."

 

[Saltarius]

I wake up suddenly, my nose broken and bleeding.

"What? What? Fun part yet?"

 

[Clade-170]

Snaps out of another black out session, "Man...gotta stop doing that" looks around at everyone "the hell yall doing?" I say laughing

 

[Saltarius]

"Porn!" I say, making sure the oversized flag is still covering me.

 

[Clade-170]

busts out laughing, "What?...whos Ideas was this?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Me! Make money!"