Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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over the radio "hey guys theres something weird going on..."
I enter the hardware store with the woman in it...
I enter the hardware store with the woman in it...
I set down a large wooden box and open some of the drawers on it. "Ghosts hmm?" I pull out an apparently empty jar and a bundle of brown hand rolled cigarettes fastened with an elastic band. "Don't cross the streams!"
"Wait, I figured something out. I can open a profile on every mall fighter. Like for example, Salt I can look at your profile and read the extensive list of things about you. Wait, you've got a...that's disgusting. Anyway, Sister has one, and it says something about not looking into her eyes. Weaknesses just says N/A. So yeah... No eye contact. Whatsoever."
I nonchalantly walk out and then burst into a sprint towards the group
over the radio "SHES GOT A CHAINSAW!"
over the radio "SHES GOT A CHAINSAW!"
"Keep looking for whoever the hell this guy she had a crush on was. I'm the most physically attractive man in the universe so I can pull this off. Then you guyss woop in and kick the shit out of her. And Zomb?"
"Don't. Ever. Mention. 5/5/07 Or what I did that day."
"Don't. Ever. Mention. 5/5/07 Or what I did that day."
I watch over Salt as he walks up to Sister, and is sliced up. "Fucking hell. Apparently you're not her type."
I open Paddy's file on request, and almost close it from laughing to hard. "OH GOD! Hehehehe... They used a photo from your younger acne filled years. It's fucking hilarious..." I gasp for air. "Alright. You're apparently quite average to them. They say your magic isn't bad, but could use some practice, and the whole crystallization thing is your mentors problem. Apparently he was terrible."
I open Paddy's file on request, and almost close it from laughing to hard. "OH GOD! Hehehehe... They used a photo from your younger acne filled years. It's fucking hilarious..." I gasp for air. "Alright. You're apparently quite average to them. They say your magic isn't bad, but could use some practice, and the whole crystallization thing is your mentors problem. Apparently he was terrible."
"GOD DAMNIT!!!"
"Diane finish me off!"
"I don't wanna bleed out again, it hurts too much"
I start crawling towards diane
"Diane finish me off!"
"I don't wanna bleed out again, it hurts too much"
I start crawling towards diane
"Okay, only one shot at this."
I leap into the ventilation shaft and whip out my revolver and aim for Sister when she comes by.
A faint 'come out' is heard as I fire two shots in desperation at her as she begins to walk over to teh shaft.
"GUYSGUYSGETHEFUCKOVERHERENOWQUICKQUICKGUYSGUYSOHSHITOHSHIT"
I leap into the ventilation shaft and whip out my revolver and aim for Sister when she comes by.
A faint 'come out' is heard as I fire two shots in desperation at her as she begins to walk over to teh shaft.
"GUYSGUYSGETHEFUCKOVERHERENOWQUICKQUICKGUYSGUYSOHSHITOHSHIT"
"Another one bites the dust. Or the same one dies again." I watch as she tears Salt limb from limb. "Ouch."