Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

while im falling I shoot her tits off with the nailgun before bleeding out

 

[Paddy the Second]

I leap off, slide between her legs and grab the chainsaw. She turns to face me. I run away.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slam my head on a desk. "[sub]This is so fucking stupid.[/sub] Guys, I really recommend you hide somewhere, RIGHT NOW!" I stand up and walk around the room, agitated.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn, and get back to nailguns again

"Damnit, WHY WONT YOU DIE"

 

[Saltarius]

Now decked out like an old-school fuedal samurai, I rush out into the open, two katanas drawna nd Paddy on my back.

"You hit her from afar. Make my swords on fire or some shit so I can instantly cauterise her limbs."

The vague female figure appears in the distance.

"HOYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" I yell as I rush at her and take a swipe at her legs.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I rush up and shoot her with the nailguns while salt swipes at her

 

[Paddy the Second]

I use the chainsaw to pull up one of the tiles in the floor. I leap into the hole and pull the tile back over it. I snap my fingers and a small flame appears.

 

[RaNDM G]

The vague female figure appears in the distance.

"HOYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" I yell as I rush at her and take a swipe at her legs.

"Wrong girl! WRONG GIRL!"

Sam G barely leaps out of the way. She responds with a prompt kick to Salt's face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Sister rips everyone to shreds. Her chainsaw is like a paintbrush, the mall is her canvas, and the fighters are her paint. It's her full time job. I slam a giant stone slab between the fighters and Sister. "I think, the mike was not have been working. It is incredibly retarded to try and fight this *****. I learned that the hard way. So stop, go and hide, and think of a plan that doesn't involve you dying over and over again."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"CRAP!!! TRIANGLE FORMATION PEOPLE TRIANGLE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sam? What the fuck are you doing out here? And why the hell do your kicks hurt so damn much?"

Behind Sam appears Sister.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!"

I push her away and take the chainsaw instead.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"SHIT, whoever you are run!"

I open fire on sister!

 

[RaNDM G]

The chainsaw scrapes against Salt's armor.

Lucky you. Of all the shitty fake antique armor, you had to pick the real set.

 

[Paddy the Second]

((Salt I have the chainsaw and am hiding underground.))

I continue to hide underground for the foreseeable future. ((Goodnight.))

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]OOC: Everywhere at once, Paddy.[/sub]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"GUYS RUN"

I take out my Vibrosword and cut off both of her arms before she kicks me in the balls and rips my throat out with her teeth...

 

[Saltarius]

((Fuck if I know. She probably has surplus.))

I slash at Sister's hands, cutting them off as she cries in pain, before tackling me and kicking me towards the revving chainsaw.

"SHE'S DOWN! I REAPEAT, SHE'S GOT NO ARMS! SHE HAS N"

I'm not sure you want to hear what happens next.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

"howd she get me this time"
I go find the new salt

over the radio "we have a better chance if we work together"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister dies from shock. She respawns.

"Ow, that really fucking hurt!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "SHIT SHE RESPAWNS!!!"