Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Guys cover me, I'm gonna go shoot some smack." I walk into a toilet cubicle, lock the door and ram the needle into my eye. "Owowowow." There are footsteps. "I said cover me, like, at the door." The door to the cubicle is kicked down. "Oh for fuck's sake." She [CENSORED] the loose bloody chunks of my body all over the walls. Upon respawning I sit in a corner and whisper into the walkie talkie. "Stay out of the bathroom guys." While sobbing.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "KILL ME"

"why won't I die"

 

[RaNDM G]

Diane pulls out three knives, and throws them at Sister.

Sister dodges two of them and catches the third. She throws it back at Diane, driving the blade through her face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch the onslaught. "Oh dear Mary Jesus of the lord. This is horrible." I lean over into the mike, "Yo *****." She turns at the sound of my voice. Memories flood back. "Remember me, you god damned whore?" She looks around confused. "I bet you do. Leave my friends alone and maybe-" Too late. She's off for another victim. God damn it. Nearly.

 

[Saltarius]

"Rule 1 of a horror movie Paddy, never go alone. Especially to do morally questionable acts."

I respawn and decide the only way to do this shit is overkill.

I craft new Electro Gauntlets and stand down the bathroom before kicking the door down and breaking a sink, turning it on at the same time. I electrify the water only to see Sister isn't there anymore.

"Motherf-"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "SOMEBODY KILL ME"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane falls down, dead.
She respawns, and falls down from shock.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Why is everyone else lucky with their insta-deaths"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait Ryan. Out of mercy." I manage to figure out how to pick up a large slab of stone, and drop it on him. "There you go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It wasn't morally questionable it was awesome. And Zombie please delete that file. Or at least change the picture." I see Sister kill Diane. "As a gentleman I cannot let this stand!" I run over and am swiftly decapitated.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

Over the radio "thanks, ***** chopped me in half"

I go look for other survivors, and nailguns...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah dude, I'm keeping this." I download the picture onto a memory stick. "Anyway, SISTER! LISTEN TO ME!" She shakes of my voice, and continues her onslaught. "Damn it!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Damn it guys, quit rushing to your deaths. Sister is a fighter too, so she can respawn. It doesn't matter if we kill her, we have to incapacitate her. Like we did with Eric. So aim to maim, not to kill."

I rush after Sister after her murder of Paddy and swiftly fire a shot into her right hand.

"Like so."

I proceed to run like hell to get away.

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU USE A CHAINSAW WITH ONE HAND?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I grab two high power nailguns wield them akimbo style and open fire on sister

"REVENEGE!!!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Didn't you ever see Evil Dead 2? Also Zombie I'm going to skin you alive."

 

[MinimanZombie]

After a while, her hand reforms. I don't remember that part. "Guys, I recommend hiding. In a large group. Preferably somewhere I can keep an eye on you." I capture an image of her and ponder over it for a while. "Er? Oh right, yeah, sure Paddy..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I keep firing on her

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

over the radio "NEED MORE DAKKA"

 

[Saltarius]

"WHO THE HELL DID-"

My head is promptly sliced off as a spray of blood comes from the hole. Sister apepars to be...bathing in it, or at least relishing it's prescence.

"Remember. Aim to maim."

I rush into a Japanese antique store and gather as much samurai bullshit as possible.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run to Salt and jump onto his back. "Save me." I fire a few lightning bolts to ward off sister.

 

[RaNDM G]

I grab two high power nailguns wield them akimbo style and open fire on sister

"REVENEGE!!!"

She holds her chainsaw like a shield, blocking the nails as she runs up to Ryan and punches through his throat.

I run to Salt and jump onto his back. "Save me." I fire a few lightning bolts to ward off sister.

Sister is shocked. She drops her chainsaw on the floor.