Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
I shoot Salt in the foot.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk out of a now burning brothel.
"Who would have thought? You can start fires with fire extinguishers."
I mark it off of my list.
"And that's the final one."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How in hell did you do that, Zombie?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, it was really complicated. And by complicated, I mean I replaced the contents with gasoline, and I stuck a lighter to the nozzle. But it still counts."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not sure if that does count..."

 

[RaNDM G]

It counts.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"you've got to be kidneying me!" i proceed to grab on the liver and i pull as hard as i can.

 

[RaNDM G]

It simply will not budge.

"Uh... Is that supposed to happen, or..."

I walk up and look at the screen.

"There's a thing there."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"oh hai mark" i say to the person inside bob's chest staring at me, waving

"how's your sex life?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck you, Narrator."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"uhhhh. i forgot the rest hallucination that's small and sounds like tox. i got to kill bob."

i try to remove the liver by stabbing around it looking for a weak point.

 

[RaNDM G]

You only manage to remove the pancreas. DAMAGE: +3!

"You just got to cut that thing off man."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm hoping the surgeon mistakes Zombie for a tumor and finally gets rid of him for good."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Give me my arms back, Salt."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"oh great now my subconscious is trying to kill me." i pause the game which puts the surgeon in idle mode while turning to sage, "dude your part of my subconscious what is up with tox?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Zaffran? He's at the office. Why?"

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"Uh... Are we going to kill this guy or just fuck around?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"...ok fuck it" i unpause the game and find the wayward vagabon-"HOLLY SHIT IS THAT A TINY WAYWARD VAGABOND!? oh man i'm a huge fan of Can Town i always wanted to move there!"

i realize i'm supposed to be killing Bob and little Tox so i cease geeking out by lightly slapping myself. "ok sorry got distracted anyways we need better music for this fight"

i reach over for the walkman and change the music to something more appropriate that will be announced when sage gets back tomorrow or something (which will be the real boss battle or something)

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa continues to fire at the surgeon.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, well, that's cool. I guess I'm gonna go and find the others."
I walk back to Tox.
"Still fighting the hand?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I holster my gun again and follow Zombie.
"Hey, Tox, can I borrow your arms for a minute?"