Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...And?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And... I'll not kill any prostitutes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"And?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Is there something specific you want from me?"

 

[Saltarius]

I ponder for a moment.

"...Give me some areas to draw from when making that decision."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck, I dunno. Robot bits? Copies of Attractive Victorian Ladies? Booze? Whatever you want."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes to one, I'd like some wiggle room on the second, certainly the third, and I want you to be open to future requests once the arms are back on."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Deal."

 

[Saltarius]

I hand Trilby the arms and shoot myself in the head, respawning.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use my feet to reattach the right arm, then use that to put my left arm back on.
"Thanks."
I toss Salt some whiskey.
"There's your booze. Any specific robot bits in mind?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Robotic legs I suppose? Maybe some sort of 3D Manuever gear fuckery on the hips."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll get right on that."
I head off to my workshop.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sind sie das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jaeger." I mutter, following after Trilby.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"What the fuck is going on?" I ask.
"You tell me mate," Knife replies, "They're your the one that hangs around with this lot."
"You hang out with then plenty too!"
"Yea, but I've been out of the loop since Salt got a pair of tits you could land a 747 on."

 

[Clade-170]

Bored, I look around the mall and fine just the thing to keep me entertained...While everyone was doing their thing, next thing they knew I burst into the scene riding a 4 wheeler. "YEEEEAAAAA" I scream wildly and then accidentally run over salt. "Oops" I say trying to back off.

Edit: Scratch that last part lol

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So what happens after we kill this guy?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I dunno, we win I guess?" I say.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab Knife's throat and rip it out as I walk by him.

 

[Knife-28]

"Any reason why you bending over backwards for Salt now Trilby?" Knife asks, respawning.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I needed my arms back."