Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"And obviously that was the only course of action." Knife says with a shrug. "Unless your intentionally trying to impress Salt, then in that case go for you fucking life."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt had my arms. I wanted her to give them back. Also, I wanted an excuse to hurt you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over my easel.
"Hold that pose guys I'm almost done with my painting"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma... how long have you been painting us?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Literally all year"

 

[RaNDM G]

i reach over for the walkman and change the music to something more appropriate that will be announced when sage gets back tomorrow or something (which will be the real boss battle or something)

"Everyone else is off at a brothel, so we're pretty much fucked, RaN."

"... Goddammit."

I reach in my bag and grab some giant sized cans.

"..."
"What the fuck is going on?" I ask.
"You tell me mate," Knife replies, "They're your the one that hangs around with this lot."
"You hang out with then plenty too!"
"Yea, but I've been out of the loop since Salt got a pair of tits you could land a 747 on."

"Giant sized cans?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... how?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

i crack my knuckles and proceed to do a straight punch directly at Tox. "sorry bro. you ain't stopin me from killin bob"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What do you mean how you guys hired me. I've been sitting here for the past year painting evryrone but you all keep moving so I keep having to start over"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"TOX NO!"
I dive in front of the punch.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... huh..."

 

[RaNDM G]

Your meaty fist shatters the Mall's foundations, not doing Bob any favors. DAMAGE: -10!

Tom and Tox are just small enough not to be crushed Connor's meaty fist. DAMAGE: -1!

BOB: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

EVERYONE ELSE: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

CONNOR'S MENTAL STABILITY: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

[small]"Tox...closer..."[/small]
I cough up some blood.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dab a tiny dash of white into Tox's pupil om the painting.
I look up.
"Oh look a giant hand"
I throw my blender at it

 

[Connor Lonske]

"oh god! what have i done!?" i proceed to put my hands on my face and start crying.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The treasure..."
I cough up more blood.
"Is buried..."
My eyes close.
[small]"...Rosebud..."[/small]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk over, pick up Zombies corpse and begin making a nice rosemary saute out of it

 

[Connor Lonske]

i sob grossly

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shrug and head back to my workshop to build Salt some new legs.

 

[RaNDM G]

"oh god! what have i done!?" i proceed to put my hands on my face and start crying.

You cannot proceed to put your hands on your face and start crying. The game engine will not allow that.

You proceed to put your hands on your face and start crying in front of your crummy desktop. It is very gross. You should stop.

"Connor. Connor, it's a video game. This isn't freaking Walking Dead."

MENTAL INSTABILITY: +6!