Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Ah, right."
I continue chopping off Salt's legs, then start attaching the wires and various technical things I don't really understand into her open wounds.
I continue chopping off Salt's legs, then start attaching the wires and various technical things I don't really understand into her open wounds.
"What, magazines? Yeah. I was surprised too."
I start to attach the actual legs.
"Almost. I just need to put the stuff into your brain."
I start to attach the actual legs.
"Almost. I just need to put the stuff into your brain."
"oh noooooooooooooo!" i throw my arms all over the place knowing consciously i'm not fully insane yet and it's only in the game.
I lean over Trilbys shoulder.
"Since shes not using any of those"
I steal all of Salts organs, make them into a souffle and donate it to an Orphan Charity.
"Since shes not using any of those"
I steal all of Salts organs, make them into a souffle and donate it to an Orphan Charity.
I turn Salt over and begin attaching the wires into her brain.
"Okay, try moving your toes."
"Okay, try moving your toes."
I stop to pick up all of my crap I had left lying around the mall. It takes awhile, but I get it all into my suitcase eventually. Four-dimensional Space Compressors are wonderful things. I find my blender in a pile of wreckage, and clip it to my belt.
"I think it will."
I poke Salt a few times.
"Hey. Hey, Salt. Uh..." I think for a few seconds. "Uh... Knife asked if I was installing propellers to the hot-air balloons on your chest?"
I poke Salt a few times.
"Hey. Hey, Salt. Uh..." I think for a few seconds. "Uh... Knife asked if I was installing propellers to the hot-air balloons on your chest?"
I walk back through the workshop. Everything goes monocrome and grey around me. I walk up to Trilby and whisper in his ear.
"Onc ther was a gy n a grl an tey wer in luv an 1 day the grl askd 'do u luv me 4ever' n theg uy sed 'n0' n the grl ran acrss the rd an died and thn the gy cried 'i prmis to luv u 5evr cus thts mr the 4evr'"
"Onc ther was a gy n a grl an tey wer in luv an 1 day the grl askd 'do u luv me 4ever' n theg uy sed 'n0' n the grl ran acrss the rd an died and thn the gy cried 'i prmis to luv u 5evr cus thts mr the 4evr'"
"Why did you feel the need to say they're organic? That's implied. I wasn't expecting synthetic bagels. Now I'm scared."
I shoot the bagels.
I shoot the bagels.