Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby why are you so apathetic all of a sudden you're turning into Salt stop it"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"*sniff* i know sage. it's just so sad. this is the shittest lp i've ever done. oh well" i compose myself for a moment with the game unpaused.

 

[Connor Lonske]

after one minute of composing myself not noticing the screen i go back to playing and i notice tox slashing my hand with his tiny sword on my left hand, "sorry teh cool guy number two. as sad as major tom's death was i still have to kill you."

i proceed to shake my hand like crazy attempting to throw him towards bob's stomach cavity.

 

[RaNDM G]

Witnessing your one and other best friend flying around in a hang-glider screws with your head. MENTAL INSTABILITY: +2!

You swat Tox toward the surgical tray.

I applaud from my spot on the couch.

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I look for a can opener.

 

[Connor Lonske]

i then try to smash tox with my fist by bringing it straight down on him.

 

[Connor Lonske]

i try to smash tox right next to the syringes.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Tulpas get bored of this already jesus.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn and ride into the room a giant mechanical dinosaur.
"WOO! 800 PAGES!"
The giant mechanical dinosaur then spontaneously implodes and collapses into a heap of scrap metal.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The mechanical leg explodes into confetti.
"FUCKING!"
I shoot Zombie repeatedly.

 

[MinimanZombie]

My joy reflects the bullets. They ricochet into Salts stomach, which then explodes into confetti.
"What a great day."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and slice Tox in half.

"FUCK YOUR PRODUCT PLACEMENT FOR THREADS THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Jeez Salt calm down."
I spray Salt with a steamer.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish adding 3D maneuver gear into the mechanical legs.
"Salt, get in here so I can chop you up!"
I start sharpening a large cleaver.

 

[Saltarius]

"I am going. To stab you. Until your body is nothing but orifices for me to pour boiling water into."

I walk into Trilby's workshop and lie down.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt a magazine.
"Read this."
I pick up a large hammer and decide on the best point to shatter Salt's femurs at.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Could you do that in the winter? It'd help me stay warm."
I say, following Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I glance over it.

"Jesus, models have only gotten thinner since we left Earth."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah."
I bring the hammer down and shatter the bones in Salt's left leg, then do the same to her right leg.
"Hey, Zombie."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuckin' hell."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I change the hammer for the cleaver, then hack into Salt's leg.
"If you think that's bad, wait until I plug this shit into your brain."