Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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ShindoL Shill

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"Sure they are. You just aren't trying hard enough!"
I kick Tox onto the floor and attempt to stomp his arms off.
 

Saltarius

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"Can you shut the fuck up about your self-indulgent bullshit referencing threads no one cares about anymore?"
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Probably. But that would be stupid because she has my ACTUAL arms."
I stand up and begin stomping on Tox's shoulder again.
"You know, you could just reattach my actual arms. It would be simpler for all of us."
 

ShindoL Shill

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Tox misses my balls because they don't exist any more. I sit up after crashing into Salt.
"I'm a bit more concerned about my LACK OF ARMS."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Yes, they are. And mutilating Salt probably won't get her to give them back any time soon."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"No, but last time I went I accidentally shot one of them. Twice. But the second time was Woon's fault."
 

Connor Lonske

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"damn it how do you use this thing? what is a compact tape? jegus." i end up playing the reception desk theme backwards, "shit. fuck this i'm pausing until sage stops being brain dead."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"And I prefer my arms attached to my body. Anyway, the only reason I had my gun out then is because we were investigating those murders. It's safely holstered this time."
My gun slides out of the underarm holster, hits the ground and fires, hitting Salt in the leg.
"Okay... Uh... I don't even have my gun right now."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Uh... I'll tear out Knife's tongue every time he makes a comment about your massive tits?"
 

MinimanZombie

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"That wound looks mighty nasty. We're gonna need to amputate that."
I extend my arm blade, and begin cutting through Salts leg.