Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"No. I assumed putting metal in anything made it better. Gives a nice crunch and stuff."
I throw an iron at Sigma.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What do you think's in it?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch the iron and use it to bludgeon an orphan to death, before putting him into a pan to boil.
"By the way has anyone seen my dress I gotta date tonight"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Let's go pick one out for you!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sweet Trilby watch my Souffle"
I throw a pile of corpses stitched together at Trilby.

 

[DotSlash]

"This is all reminding me of some really bad tower defense game... What was it called...?"
I start juggling grenades as I think.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Riiiight..."
I head for the bathroom to shower.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Come Sig, we need to look fabulous!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I return to the group, no longer covered in blood and various other things, wearing a towel around my waist and a pirate hat.
"Yeah, we should probably wash more often."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Totally"
I put on my fake prada sunglass, and turn to face Trilby.
"wait you mean you guys dont wash? ew"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not a physical being I don't need to wash. Although real me should probably shower when he gets back."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What is real you even doing right now?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Probably standing around like we are."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"'K." I sit down in lawnchair, that was totally there the whole time.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not everything is my fault!"

 

[Knife-28]

"No, just most of it." Knife says.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Lets be honest Salt a lot of stuff was your fault. Just not so much naymore"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not everything. But, y'know, you did get the space cops, Midnight Crew and various other people pissed off at us because of what you did on Gashog. Plus that Xot guy."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, well...people fuck up! And I haven't fucked up big time like those other times recently!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

i stop freaking out and butt into the conversation "oh and you killed female sam g. i mean seriously who would kill off such a cool character? seriously?" i go back to freaking out.