Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"So are we winning yet?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't even know if we can win."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we getting naked?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm down for it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not getting naked then in that case."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hooray."

 

[Saltarius]

"Disappointment."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Anyway... I'm going to go drink silly amounts of booze."
I head towards a liquor store.

 

[RaNDM G]

I return with my Cola.

"Anything happen?"

I spot Connor passed out in his chair.

"... Connor?"

I poke him a few times.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shoot everyone in the head then fall over and spasm for half an hour.

 

[RaNDM G]

I poke Sigma a few times.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dissolve rapidly into a jar of jam.
And respawn.
"So the hand is dead what now"

 

[RaNDM G]

"What?"

I look up at the hands. They're just floating there.

"They're not dead. They're just floating there."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn, having been hit by a lucky shot.
"Close enough. We should go out there and try to escape before they start doing stuff again."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Good plan. You want a smoothie?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Why is it everything that's supposed to be a 'boss' lately is just an invincible little shit that wrecks the mall for a while and then we just end up ignoring? What happened to the fights where we played creatively, used weaknesses against them, and other actually good shit!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno. If you want, we can go hunt for the can of coke Sigma and I accidentally brought to life a while back. That might make for an interesting boss fight."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well yeah! We could summon Pepsi, stab it to make the coke leak, lots of stuff!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Exactly."