Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Sigma Castell

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"We are in an intermission Salt. Besides, every boss apart from this one has involved lots of strategic thinking n shit"
 

RaNDM G

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"I don't see why we need to bring Pepsi into this."

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Connor Lonske said:
"rabble rabble goofy goober rabble rabble"
"Oh, that's not going to work at all."

I swig down the last of my Coke, then un-K.O. Connor with the back of the bottle.

Of course that doesn't work. I only end up K.O.ing him some more.

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You awaken to an empty screen, your legs chained to the chair.

"I'll make this simple enough for you to understand. You're going to play that game. And you're going to kill those fighters."
 

Connor Lonske

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i wake up "GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS GOOBERS YEA-wait no go fuck yourself." i say looking around surveying my surroundings.
 

Sigma Castell

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"Intermission bosses man. They're the ones that fail Boss-school, and end up running straight-up murderfests instead of tangled webs of plotting and figuring out weaknesses"
 

Connor Lonske

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i look down to see i'm wearing a virtual reality thingie and i over hear salt's comment, "no you retard it's the other way around you can't kill my hand and now i'm held at gun point i'm going to assume!"
 

RaNDM G

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You cannot survey your surroundings. There's a screen on your head!

Not like it would matter anyway. You're still in your crummy room.

"That's funny. I knew you would say that."

I look in my pocket and grab a crinkled up fifty dollar bill.

"Fifty dollars. All yours. You can feed your family for... One, two months?"
 

Connor Lonske

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"never! i wouldn't do it for even 60 dollars!" i lean over to sage trying to avoid my voice going to the mic "(psss. but if you have a seriously offer, i'll take it)"
 

RaNDM G

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I bonk Connor in the head with the Coke bottle.

Of course it doesn't bash his brains in. Just stings a little.

"... Yeah, this isn't going to work. Just play the game."
 

Connor Lonske

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"ouch. you know i have a baseball bat in my room why don't you try that." i lean over again "(100k in american monies. you gimme that, i'll do whatever you say.)"
 

Connor Lonske

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"(you come from a different universe where technology than can spawn money exist. use a improbability drive or binary or somethin. i promise to make it look good if you agree.)"
 

Connor Lonske

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"(...do you know who i am? i'm real life connor. from a time period after we, as in real life you and myself, wrote what happens to you in the main mall fight. eg literally you, Alpha RaN. i can tell you your future after you succeed in defeating the players. if you kill me, you'll never know, have to wing it. and, well. that's definitely gonna lead to the same outcome. and i'm willing to tell you everything i know after you defeat the players along with doing your dirty work here for that money. take it or take the baseball bat and get this over with.)"