Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Good point."
I grab some red paint, and begin painting the words 'FUCK OFF, HAND' on the floor in massive letters.
I grab some red paint, and begin painting the words 'FUCK OFF, HAND' on the floor in massive letters.
"(pfff. player characters. sage is in the other room getting soda. fyi i'm not going crazy and i know sage is using me to kill you guys. just play dumb and do crazy shit and i'll just pass out pretending to be fully insane and maybe that will let you win)"
while freaking out i end up slapping bob in the face a few times and i knock the bone saw into the chest cavity which bumps into the mall and does damage i assume.
while freaking out i end up slapping bob in the face a few times and i knock the bone saw into the chest cavity which bumps into the mall and does damage i assume.
"oh man i love this song!" i stop flailing about my hand and proceed to air drum above bob very very very poorly while singing along, managing to hit the cure syringe somehow ending the druggy effects.
"oh hai mark." i keep singing and air drumming. "but i see a face coming though the haze. i remember him from those CRAZZZZZY days"
"oh well long story short the connor you knew was from a alt reality and never entered the timeline you're in now. i'm going on a whim and assuming i'm real life connor (or not real life connor maybe) and i'm being used by your mall fight's bad guy to kill you but i'd rather not do that so instead i'm just gonna pretend everything that's happening is just me being crazy and then Alpha RaN will play me off as a looney and not kill me or you guys hopefully." exhale and check behind me to see if sage is back with the soda yet.
i almost tell tox that he won't meet any more of me inside his continuity, then i stop myself "don't worry bro. i'm sure RaN's Mall Fight Player Connor is out there somewhere. you just gotta keep lookin assuming you come out of this alive. i mean, anything i say about myself is automatically canon, so maybe there's hope."
i notice the SOS and the finger and proceed to give them the finger right back at them, along with the english two finger finger as well.
i notice the SOS and the finger and proceed to give them the finger right back at them, along with the english two finger finger as well.
"man that song didn't really help me learn how to do shoelaces as a kid, tell you the truth."
I suddenly remember I'm almost totally naked. How I forgot that, I'll never know. I put on some clothes and walk back over to the others.
"So, that didn't work."
"So, that didn't work."