Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, you can be Captain Aubrey. Ride us a big boat over that fastly approaching wave of blood."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Russell Crowe? I think you mean..." A thousand tulpas sing at once, vibrating the entire mall. "JJJJAAAAAVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Ow, that was loud." I say, rubbing my ear.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, cause he played Jor-El. And I was gonna make an escape pod. So."

 

[Captain Anon]

I walk over to knife hearing he's off to The Pub "how in the fuck are you gonna get to The Pub?, it's been abandoned for a month now"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, are we not going to try and escape the wrecked and flooded Mall while the hands are doing jack shit?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're in Space. Where can we even escape to, and with what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The fact that we're not moving and the top of the ship has been smashed open, yet we're not being ripped out into the void, suggests that we aren't in space right now. And, I don't know. But getting out of here before the hands start attacking again is probably our safest bet."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We've been able to stand on the roof of the Mall in space before. Plus, wouldn't we have gotten a notice or warning that we've landed?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The old Mall had a biosphere or something. And Artie told us the ship couldn't move a while ago. That means something stopped it, and you can't stop something in space."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You can if you know how!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I hope senpai notices me doki doki baka"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No... no, you can't."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You baka Sig! Senpai will never notice you."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That's what the Space Illuminati wants you to think!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Zombie. Of course it is."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"No paddy"
My pupils dilate until they are wider than my face.
"I [i/]am[/i] senpai"

 

[Saltarius]

I begin putting explosives on one of the Mall's walls.

"Yeah, anyone who wants to come with is welcome to, but you better make your own fucking pod."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why would I need one?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If we have our own pods, we aren't really going with you."