"This is getting very complicated for something that started with someone grabbing a bunch of N-Gages (R.I.P.)"
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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[sub](What you know isn't worth shit. You are one in a near infinite sea of Connors, many of them broke and living in dives like this. I talk to any of them, they'll be happy to kill for half that kind of money. Some of them already have. Two of them went for half a can of Yoohoo. I raised the price for you, only because you have a little brother to care for... Or should I just kill him and leave you here with the body? You'll have one Hell of a time explaining how a friend you've never met in person blew him away with a .50 caliber rifle you just happened to have a fetish with.)[/sub]
i pause for a second "first off, salt. i can't punch him. i can't see anything but what's in the game."
i turn to Alpha RaN "second, you would be right about that. if it weren't for the fact the only alternate universes that maters is the one the author avatars come from, mall fight connor, and real life me. also i know there will always be alpha real life earth. i give two shits about alternate variations, including myself at this point. so, go fuck yourself."
"also the Widow Maker doesn't exist in real life. they won't be able to trace the bullet to a gun that isn't even real, you fucking retard."
i turn to Alpha RaN "second, you would be right about that. if it weren't for the fact the only alternate universes that maters is the one the author avatars come from, mall fight connor, and real life me. also i know there will always be alpha real life earth. i give two shits about alternate variations, including myself at this point. so, go fuck yourself."
"also the Widow Maker doesn't exist in real life. they won't be able to trace the bullet to a gun that isn't even real, you fucking retard."
"Can you two just make up? Salt to be fair to zombie you've been kinda a dick in the past and everyone forgave you"
"...People get toilet paper stuck to their shoes? I get that it's a like, a visual joke in shows, but has that ever happened to anyone? Sigma you ever get TP stuck to your shoes?"
"... Alright."
I turn on the Oculus Rift.
"So long Connor. It's been fun catching up."
"I guess that's it. Let's find a way off this boat."
I turn on the Oculus Rift.
"So long Connor. It's been fun catching up."
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The light flickers, then plays a scene. Connor looks on.
RaN dust off his hands, puts on his jacket and leaves the room, the apartment, the building, walking out onto the street and disappearing in the crowd.
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We'll get back to him never.---
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The hands continue to just float there."I guess that's it. Let's find a way off this boat."
"eh. could be worse." i say as i'm not able to play the game on my screen due to no controler as i sit there and die of dehydration with mario just standing there while the game shits itself.
i spend my final days being bored out of my mind, mouth dry, just staring at some dumb corrupted version of super mario world with the sound at a reasonable but low volume on the speakers (it's been that way since the start of recording because i wasn't using headphones) and it just goes on and on and on. thank fully while i'm very hungry i don't starve to the point of it being a major problem because of how fat i am. eventually time goes on and i think about all the non real life friends i left behind, and where they all may be now. i also am left with the questions of is this my real room, or how the hell a kinect could work with surgeon simulator, or even if the pizza i have in the fridge has gone bad by now!
i somehow manage to jerk off at least 3 times out of boredom and dirty thoughts.
in the next to last day the dehydration really hits me, and i remembered before this happened i hadn't drank water in foreeeeeeeever man. oh yeah and the virtual reality thing by then has gotten extremely boring and would of worked better with headphones if Alpha RaN wanted to make me suffer.
in the last day i stop caring about all the question and accept my fate further as my brain function starts to stop working. finally, this plays though my head before i die.
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and then i was dead. game over.
Real Life Connor has leveled up! New title!
Connor T Lonske: Circlejerk Extraordinaire!
i spend my final days being bored out of my mind, mouth dry, just staring at some dumb corrupted version of super mario world with the sound at a reasonable but low volume on the speakers (it's been that way since the start of recording because i wasn't using headphones) and it just goes on and on and on. thank fully while i'm very hungry i don't starve to the point of it being a major problem because of how fat i am. eventually time goes on and i think about all the non real life friends i left behind, and where they all may be now. i also am left with the questions of is this my real room, or how the hell a kinect could work with surgeon simulator, or even if the pizza i have in the fridge has gone bad by now!
i somehow manage to jerk off at least 3 times out of boredom and dirty thoughts.
in the next to last day the dehydration really hits me, and i remembered before this happened i hadn't drank water in foreeeeeeeever man. oh yeah and the virtual reality thing by then has gotten extremely boring and would of worked better with headphones if Alpha RaN wanted to make me suffer.
in the last day i stop caring about all the question and accept my fate further as my brain function starts to stop working. finally, this plays though my head before i die.
<youtube=-WVyY7dMFt4>
and then i was dead. game over.
Real Life Connor has leveled up! New title!
Connor T Lonske: Circlejerk Extraordinaire!
