Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"But, not me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You're both equally terrible."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"We're all multi-universally terrible, mind you."

 

[Saltarius]

"But um. Yeah. I guess I have...social issues...a lot of them..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Bah, who the hell cares when you have a family that loves you to death?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Cuz, I want other people...who aren't that family...to love me to death..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Alright then. Just know the Bacon family is always here for you." I throw a disc of D4C toward Salt and leave through a tear.

 

[Saltarius]

I look over the disc.

"...Will this make it better...or worse?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next to Salt.
"probably a lot worse. you have literally the worst luck."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's...encouraging..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think that's karma, Sig."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"UGH THIS IS SUCH MELODRAMATIC BULLSHIT YOU TWO!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

tUMUt

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Trilby a large golden phallus and yawn.
"Yeah, you're right. Although Salts kinda had all her bad karma by now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno. She can probably get some more."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Shes not been crazy-evil or massacre-y for ages. Then again she could be biding her time."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Oh hai mark how's your sex life?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe she's planning to make her comeback on the next planet unlucky enough to have us land on it."

 

[Connor Lonske]

How goes things in the timeline I'm not menting to protect our identities.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby we're on a planet idiot."